Stuff you hate about your job

[Gentleman_Reptile]

I work in a bottleshop drive through. It's not especially demanding, but can get to be a major thorn in the balls when you have to set up bookings for accommodation in the adjoining hotel.

It's an incomprehensible mess of paperwork that takes at least fifteen minutes to do every single time, and it's extremely easy to screw up (as I have done many times, tonight included).

Try stapling the exact right little ticket of paper to the exact right form when you've got a lineup of twelve cars and twenty people all complaining that you wont sell them their booze first. Sucks harder than a Dyson brand prostitute.

 

[Dissolve]

I work as a server at a pool at a high end resort as a summer job, and there is infuriating thing guests do on a regular basis.

"Do you see that umbrella shade on the other side of the pool?"
"Yes, sir/mam, I believe it's occupied by another guest."
"Well, they haven't been there in ages! I want that shade."
Their face:

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Now I'm thinking... fuck, I have to move another 100 pound piece of crap (the bases are solid steel) 100 yards.
I get it over to the guest, and immediately the other guest returns.
"Where the heck is my shade!" They complain to me.
"I'm sorry, sir, I had it moved to another guest."
"Well, I want it back."
"I really can't do that, sir."
"Alright, get me your manager, I need to speak with him."
Oh man, I'm going to get fsck-ed.
Manager goes out, buys guest without a $16 drink and they sit there just like this:

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But I'm not finished.
Meanwhile, the guest who asked for a shade has left.

I MAD BRO

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