Stuff You Would Pay to See

[cojo965]

I'm sure I don't need to explain this so I'll start us off. Now airsoft is a sport specifically meant to simulate military combat without being in the line of fire. Now, my question is, what happens when a group of airsofters are dragged into actual combat, not military combat, mind, but, you know, a resistance. A movie called Paintball touched on this, but really fell apart when I found out it was just a slasher flick. Think Red Dawn or Homefront but with former airsofters. On this note, I want to see Yahtzee play airsoft because of what he said in his S.T.A.L.K.E.R Clear Skies review.

So what would you pay to see?

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

I'm afraid I can't answer this post in earnest without giving a very, very pervy impression of yours truly.
So let's just say I'd pay to see if Spike Spiegel dies or doesn't die at the end of Cowboy Bebop (shut up, infidels), or pay for another episode of Twin Peaks, or for an alternate ending to Casablanca. Nice little PG answer.

 

[Terminate421]

I'd pay to see Microsoft fix their console and make it the way it SHOULD have been. Xbox Infinity, Capable of higher graphics power as well as some multimedia stuff with kinect functionality as an option.

 

[IllumInaTIma]

I'd pay to have a dinner and some sweet talk with Susan Arendt, Paul Goodman, Jim Sterling, Liam Neeson, Liam O'Brien and Jackie Chan. I know that's really fucking random, but whatever, you're not my mom.

 

[mrvenom]

I would pay for a dorito chip that can support a good chunk of salsa. Or a laser-razor. No more cuts for me!

 

[Albino Boo]

What I would pay to see, hmm, got to be Greg Tito v Bradley Cooper naked jello wrestling. Nothing like twink v bear

 

[an annoyed writer]

My old podcaster and film-buff friend actually showed me that Paintball movie. We were laughing or asses off through the whole damn thing. As for the original question? I dunno. I'll get back to you on that. It'll probably involve setting things on fire though.

 

[Vegosiux]

The faces of those who I come back to haunt after I die. I would be a vengeful, spiteful ghost, and no soul would be safe from my paranormal shenanigans.

OOooooOOoooooOOOOOooo.....

 

[Zantos]

I would have paid to see the Halo ODST planning meeting. A sandbox Halo game around a covenant invaded city that acts as a non-linear mission hub. Also there will be lots of vehicle sections. Plus plenty of collectibles that will unlock secret weapons caches. Oh, and we've got some of the guys from Firefly to do the voices. So we also made this trailer for it....

I would have loved to be in the room for that.

 

[cojo965]

My old podcaster and film-buff friend actually showed me that Paintball movie. We were laughing or asses off through the whole damn thing. As for the original question? I dunno. I'll get back to you on that. It'll probably involve setting things on fire though.

What did you think beyond that though? I couldn't finish it because I was unable to bring myself to care about anyone in the movie.

 

[an annoyed writer]

My old podcaster and film-buff friend actually showed me that Paintball movie. We were laughing or asses off through the whole damn thing. As for the original question? I dunno. I'll get back to you on that. It'll probably involve setting things on fire though.

What did you think beyond that though? I couldn't finish it because I was unable to bring myself to care about anyone in the movie.

I thought it was directionless, awfully shot, and poorly edited, and very difficult to finish. The ending was worse than Mass Effect 3's. We actually came up with some nicknames for the characters because the real ones were so forgettable, like "Taliban" for the guy in with the turban, "Blondie" for the lone survivor(yes, it uses that motherfucking trope) etc. All in all, horrible film, it deserves every bad review it's gotten.

 

[Queen Michael]

I'd pay 20 dollars here and now to see how much editing was put into Tyra Banks' awful novel Modelland before it was published. It doesn't seem like it was a lot.

 

[Tahaneira]

A supernova in a neighboring system.

... I've been taking an Astronomy class.

 

[Henrik Knudsen]

The Lord Inquisitor - Yes it is going to be free if it ever gets released. Because they can't legally charge money for it. But I would like to throw them a little under the table to hurry things up

 

[cojo965]

My old podcaster and film-buff friend actually showed me that Paintball movie. We were laughing or asses off through the whole damn thing. As for the original question? I dunno. I'll get back to you on that. It'll probably involve setting things on fire though.

What did you think beyond that though? I couldn't finish it because I was unable to bring myself to care about anyone in the movie.

I thought it was directionless, awfully shot, and poorly edited, and very difficult to finish. The ending was worse than Mass Effect 3's. We actually came up with some nicknames for the characters because the real ones were so forgettable, like "Taliban" for the guy in with the turban, "Blondie" for the lone survivor(yes, it uses that motherfucking trope) etc. All in all, horrible film, it deserves every bad review it's gotten.

Let me guess: lady, pencil thin, somehow way smarter than whoever wants her dead, and obviously blonde? Do you ever find out where the fuck those random-ass paintballs came from? The ones that served no other purpose than throwing an action scene in? And why a fucking grenade launcher? You don't have to be a weapon expert to recognize where those parts come from. The bit where the guy in the snare was killed with the rifle barrel was neat though. By the way I like your user name in this context.

 

[an annoyed writer]

Let me guess: lady, pencil thin, somehow way smarter than whoever wants her dead, and obviously blonde? Do you ever find out where the fuck those random-ass paintballs came from? The ones that served no other purpose than throwing an action scene in? And why a fucking grenade launcher? You don't have to be a weapon expert to recognize where those parts come from. The bit where the guy in the snare was killed with the rifle barrel was neat though. By the way I like your user name in this context.

Yeah, that's the girl. Apparently the whole thing is run by a bunch of Russians for shiggles and that's how they get their rocks off. No, seriously. Russians are the bad guys again, and they run a paintball "preserve" to go and kill people in a serial-killer manner. So I guess they shot the paintballs. And to those who are calling "SPOILERZ PLZZ!", you can fuck right off because this movie doesn't deserve your view. Also, yes, you'd be right about the Grenade Launcher, though it winds up being a completely useless thing because Blondie takes a bullet to the backpack, and that guts the gas line required to fire the damn thing. So in the final confrontation it just winds up being a waste of Blondie's, the killer's, and our time. And on the note of the Killer: some of his executions are creative, but others are just plain retarded. For example, you know that Flak Jacket that Taliban steals off of Snare Drum? The killer knocks Taliban out and kills him by putting fucking live trip mines UNDER the flak jacket and stepping on them. Now that, as expected, gutted Taliban(literally) but it should have also done some sort of damage to the killer's foot, but it didn't.

Also, thanks for the compliment. I came into the forum under similar conditions and the name seemed appropriate and simple enough.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

A bear and a monkey racing on bicycles and the logical conclusion to that scenario
Mortal Kombat vs Street Fighter (I don't care if it's just a short film, I'd pay to see it)
A third Power Stone
A third Sonic: Adventure
A good Star Trek RPG
A good, live action Justice League film
Another great, live action Punisher movie

Spoiler: The obligatory pervert response

A BDSM photo shoot or video featuring Ourei Harada as the sub

I would pay to see the XBone fail miserably, crash, burn and kick Microsoft's Xbox division, along with their publisher "buddies", in the nuts for being so fucking arrogant.

...And I might not even have to pay to see it happen!

This: I was too young to appreciate the Virtual Boy and, Sega Saturn fails but dammit, I want this to be the one that I get to witness!

 

[an annoyed writer]

A bear and a monkey racing on bicycles and the logical conclusion to that scenario

That's the first thing that popped up in my mind when seeing this thread as well. I know that it isn't kind, but it just isn't something you see every day and when you see something like that pop up on screen it's difficult to stifle the laughter because it's just so bizarre and absurd.

 

[Dirge Eterna]

I'm sure I don't need to explain this so I'll start us off. Now airsoft is a sport specifically meant to simulate military combat without being in the line of fire. Now, my question is, what happens when a group of airsofters are dragged into actual combat, not military combat, mind, but, you know, a resistance. A movie called Paintball touched on this, but really fell apart when I found out it was just a slasher flick. Think Red Dawn or Homefront but with former airsofters. On this note, I want to see Yahtzee play airsoft because of what he said in his S.T.A.L.K.E.R Clear Skies review.

So what would you pay to see?

I went the opposite way. I was in the military and saw combat then discovered paintball afterwards. So adapting my military experience to paintball was difficult at first because of the concepts of cover and concealment are different when being shot at by a bullet versus a paintball round. You have to adjust your methods and tactics to something that won't penetrate a plywood wall or plastic bunker. Paintballs and airsoft pellets are also visible so it is a little easier to dodge them or get out of the way. Other than knowing if you get hit you will be able to come back into the game again makes things a lot less stressful and more relaxed. I still utilized a lot of military tactics and skills but they were adapted to the game.

 

[Izanagi009_v1legacy]

I would love to see the reveal of a exosuit with the full capacities of the most powerful gundam: Bit systems, beam sabers, energy rifles

or alternatively, a real life anime girl with none of the uncanny valley

(i'm a lonely dude and want love)