Stupid Classmates.

[Prime_Hunter_H01]

here's one that backfired on myself and a friend of mine. we were talking in the early morning, and standing next to one of the soda machines in school. i don't remember which of us started it, but we got on a discussion on all the diet versions of drinks they sell. I made a sarcastic comment about how they're going to try to sell diet water next. one of our friends was walking towards when she heard that and wen; "is there really diet water?" we froze then laughed for a few minutes or so, now, she was half-asleep so she wasn't paying attention but i was still funny at the time. fast foward a few months and i'm browsing a picture site and what do i see?

http://www.lolroflmao.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/diet-water.jpg

told her and got quite another good laugh out of it.

Someone is a genius and lives in an area of stupid people.

be cause i said I was interested in having a gun collection they started calling me "Armageddon" and made it sound like I was a psychopath.

You should start a killing spree with a car or a knife, just to prove a point, lol.

Then they would have won. I'll do worse and somehow manipulate their lives so that they will be stuck in shit jobs and some how their work fills my pockets. A win-win, revenge and money.

 

[WanderingFool]

Not sure how this fits, but in one of my high school math classes, there were three guys who just didnt seem to give a fuck. The teacher (God bless her soul... No she isnt dead, but she did go through hell with these jackasses), had to put up with them for two years, mainly because they failed her class before.

Anyways, they would constantly swear whenever we were being taught a class, and if there was any free time (we had a weird schedule, as we had to finish the class block, whenever we had a test, everyone would finish and just sit around the room, from anywhere from 15 minutes to almost an hour.) They would hog 3 of the five PC in the classroom, watching these stupid little stickfigure cartoons.

 

[Stryc9]

Back in HS a 'weirdo', no, seriously...dude was WEIRD.
-Momma's boy, whose mom happened to be a teacher at the school.

Well, he got caught MASTURBATING IN CLASS.
We were watching Romeo Must Die (*grone*) and get starter jerking off.

It too a few minutes before the teacher finally asked him to leave and nobody could believe it.
Creepy dude, just, weird.

We had a kid at my middle school that repeatedly got caught jerking off in the bathrooms. He'd ask to go to the bathroom during class and then he'd be gone for 10 minuets or so and the teacher would go looking for him and find him rubbing one out in the bathroom. I think he got sent to another school after that because it spread around pretty quick and people gave him a lot of shit about it.

In 9th grade we had one "special" kid that got trucked in from another district because when he got triggered he was so fucking violent that his regular district couldn't handle him and for some reason ours could. They would stick him in regular classes too, until one day the girl sitting in front of him turned around and said something to him that pissed him off, which honestly didn't take much, and he stabbed her in the back with his pencil and broke it off.

 

[Aprilgold]

In second grade I peed my pants and had to sit through a entire "Look at me, I'm a tool and I can dance to music made by tools" seminar and I was so worried someone would notice.

And I got home scott-free and no one did. Yes, I was that kid once.

I remember at the end of fifth grade there was a kid talking to his friend about porn sites he recommended, I promptly brought up the fact that they are for people over 18 for the reason that his parents don't want him looking at it, that if he is caught they could sue the people making it and so-on and so-forth. He replied "Well this is the age your supposed to look at this stuff" and then I promptly walked away.

In third grade a kid who was very angry a lot of the time organized a mob after one of my friends because he called himself Doctor Penguin during a type of "what do you know" sessions that our class did. My friend started making snarky comments and he played along with it quite well.... Right up to the point that he got out of the teachers site.

For some reason, there was a giant pile of plastic bottles on pitching plate for baseball, the class of eleven other students, not counting my friend or me started throwing these plastic bottles at him. After shielding him for a second the dick who organized it got into a grapple lock with me, ending with me almost saying my first swear and him getting thrown off guard and leaving after that.

Finally going to talk to my friend and make sure he was OK he said "well he said that you were doing this because you didn't like me" I gave him the most 'your fucking kidding me' face I could manage and we stopped hanging out.

Afterwards I went to tell the teacher who shrugged it off and wasn't bothered by it because of the students grades being straight A's.

My entire classes for sixth, fifth and seventh grade for pushing me to the brink of suicide. Thank you for being entire asshats that I hope Karma swings back at some day.

 

[Flizzick]

No.

I refuse to post any incidents regarding stupid people at my high school.

I'm still trying to block out most of those four years of my life, seeing as about 90% of it was dealing with idiots.

 

[Bat Vader]

I remember one time back in tenth grade I fell asleep in a reading class because one of my classmates read very slowly. Thankfully the teacher knew I was an excellent reader and allowed me to read the book on my own time.

I really liked the teacher in the class. Every Friday we would always sit down and play a game of Chess.

 

[Waaghpowa]

Can I just say all of them and leave it at that?

 

[SirPlindington]

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Wow... I was going to complain about someone like those people, but now it seems really, really petty. I feel for you.

 

[SirPlindington]

Is this the thread where we look down on others to make ourselves feel better? Don't think we've had one of these in like, what, 10 minutes?

Come now, we're people on the Internet. This is what we do. You can't fault the clouds for being white, and you can't fault us for being elitist.
[sub][sub]Yes, yes I recognize that some people have genuine cause for complaint. Don't sass me, mister. I get it.[/sub][/sub]

 

[axlryder]

I had a classmate who asked why the germans didn't just walk around the Berlin wall.

Are you sure they weren't joking? Because that's pretty hilarious.

 

[SlaveNumber23]

That guy who always has to butt in and argue with the teacher that he is right, always eventually being completely shutdown by the teacher. Just shut up already and let the teacher do their job. Had one of those in every class throughout high school and in my first semester of uni.

 

[Rednog]

I took an ethics course in college and we were having a discussion on the morality of creating people who would live longer/ infinite life potential. And this one woman was like yea it isn't a good idea because women would have kinds into their 90s or 100s, some people might have like 20 kids into their life time, it would be weird.
I was like wait...you know you only have a finite amount of eggs right? She was like uhh no I'm a woman I think I know more about how the female body works than you (a male) does. We (females) make new eggs all the time.
I face-palmed so hard, granted that course made me face-palm repeatedly. I was amazed on the insane amount of misinformation that all these pre-meds had about science. Worse off these were juniors and seniors.

I also remember back in highschool we had this guy who for whatever reason felt that he needed to be the class clown and would go to extremes to try and get a laugh. I remember one time our literature teacher took us out to Dairy Queen which was across the street, he did a lot of cool stuff for us because he felt bad that we had to deal with substitute teachers all the time because he was a recovering alcoholic. And he had this book collection proudly displayed in his class where they were either original prints of texts he loved or were signed. The kid loads a bunch into his back-pack and carries a few, when we're walking over the express way he goes "Hey everyone look!" he opens the bag showing everyone the books and flings them down onto the expressway and the bag just bursts when it hits a pickup truck and the books were just flying everywhere.

 

[Sexy Devil]

Is this the thread where we look down on others to make ourselves feel better? Don't think we've had one of these in like, what, 10 minutes?

Just roll with it man. Superiority complexes are just one of those things that everyone on the internet has, even though they've probably done/said an equally large amount of equally dumb shit. The only people in these stories I'd say are outright dumb are the girls who plunged their unprotected hands into random chemicals in a lab.

 

[Froggy Slayer]

Some darn silly things were said when I was taking my childcare course.

One was the lecturer asking `What do you do when a child bites you?`
Random classmate: `Bite them back!`

My Dad actually did that when I was a kid. Never bit him again.

 

[IamQ]

I also remember back in highschool we had this guy who for whatever reason felt that he needed to be the class clown and would go to extremes to try and get a laugh. I remember one time our literature teacher took us out to Dairy Queen which was across the street, he did a lot of cool stuff for us because he felt bad that we had to deal with substitute teachers all the time because he was a recovering alcoholic. And he had this book collection proudly displayed in his class where they were either original prints of texts he loved or were signed. The kid loads a bunch into his back-pack and carries a few, when we're walking over the express way he goes "Hey everyone look!" he opens the bag showing everyone the books and flings them down onto the expressway and the bag just bursts when it hits a pickup truck and the books were just flying everywhere.

What the hell happened to him after that? I mean, that's no joke, that's just mean spirited. Destroying someones personal goods for attention.

 

[Phasmal]

Some darn silly things were said when I was taking my childcare course.

One was the lecturer asking `What do you do when a child bites you?`
Random classmate: `Bite them back!`

My Dad actually did that when I was a kid. Never bit him again.

Strangely enough, nursery workers are not allowed to bite other people's children.
All the replies agreeing with the bite-them-back approach are somewhat concerning, lol.

Though I will say, when me and my sisters threw a tantrum in the middle of the shopping centre, my mum threw a bigger tantrum, stomping feet and all. We were so embarressed we never threw a tantrum in public again.

 

[Mr. F]

Meh. I was around idiots for quite a while.

When I was in *Country Name Redacted* I attended a private school, simply because the state schools were utterly insane and did not teach classes in English (By insane I mean corporal punishment, rampant abuse, hell, a friend from a state school witnessed a rape in class once). Most of the kids I was around were expats, with a few of the locals thrown in.

I remember one girl who was utterly thick. We were in chemistry. She refused to believe that when the Bunsen flame was blue it was hot because blue means "Cold". To prove this, she stuck her hand into the flame and burnt herself rather badly. Not the brightest girl in the world, she spent most of the time sleeping with local lads (This is from the age of 14) and has since got her entire family deported. Last I heard she was in some council estate in london with a little kid and no idea who the father is.

We had the usual army boys. Morons most of them, intensely racist and not too bright. Referred to the locals as "Towelheads", stuff like that. I remember a friend (I could not really choose who to befriend, very small pond) standing in a shopping mall and stating that if I pointed at anyone he would give me 10 reasons why he hated them.

I was bullied throughout for various reasons. Some of which were my fault, I was a short fat ginger kid (An oddity, for many of the locals I was the only ginger they had ever met) and I was horrendous at sports. Bar rugby, which I quit due to the level of abuse that was hurled at me. But the main indicator of just how fucking stupid my classmates were?

I came top of my year during my GCSE's. I did not get a single A. 4 B's, 5 C's, 1 D and a Merit in DiDA. I barely worked that year (Goddam mistake) and I still remember how amazing it was when I got back to *country name redacted* and went to a state 6th form. I was no longer "Special", I was an equal, with people who could hold a coherent conversation.

Not to say they were not a bunch of assholes, bitches, wankers and general dickheads, but that is another story.

 

[Lil_Rimmy]

SNIP

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Hey... mate, just letting you know, I have seen you in almost every one of those "Stupid Teacher/School/Students/Whatever" threads and you always act the same way.

There are three reasons I get annoyed as hell by your posts:

1. A lot of the time, people ARE telling the truth. You can't just say to every single person on the internet "BUT DID THAT REALLY HAPPEN?!"
2. You seem to try to turn peoples comments from being them venting about something to blaming it on them.
3. This a thread for venting. That's basically the only reason these threads exist.

Just my two cents, I just think you should stop trying to pick apart other peoples stories and just let them vent.

 

[White_Lama]

Well my class was all fine, on the guys side, the 6 of us got along fine and none of us weren't nearly as retarded as several of the 16 blonde females in the class.

One thought currency was the currency in Italy.
One thought Americans were called USAists.
One thought Hitler and Adolf Hitler were two different people.

And most of them smoked, which turned our boys vs girls gymclass quite fun when let's say we were playing football (or as you Americans call it, soccer, weirdos) they had all 16 girls on the field vs us 6 guys. They couldn't even get to the goal so our gym teacher had to step in as their goalie and go "LAST GOAL WINS!" for them to have a chance, which they didn't.

Most of them were bitches and didn't care to get to class until it had started and several complained that everything was so hard and complicated, which was only due to the fact that they were never listening to the teacher.

It's a wonder I didn't go rampage on them.

 

[axlryder]

I had a classmate who asked why the germans didn't just walk around the Berlin wall.

Are you sure they weren't joking? Because that's pretty hilarious.

No, because the whole class collectively stared at him with a look of horror and I think I said wtf, he just looked confused as to why we were so shocked.

He was 100% genuine.

Too bad, it would have been a great bible joke if he meant to make it. Either way, I'm totally stealing that if I ever have to write a "dumb Christian" character.

Oh, since you probably have no idea what I'm talking about, I meant as a reference to Jericho in the Bible.