Stupid Classmates.

[lacktheknack]

I haven't had any really stupid classmates, but I have friends who would say the dumbest shit to try and mess with the teacher.

My friend Alex once asked my 8th grade health teacher if girls could get pregnant from sperm getting in their skin spores. That's not even the worst one.

Skin... spores...

...

OT: We got a camera system installed in a couple hallways after multiple thefts and vandalism. So what does my classmate do when the teacher leaves the room for a few minutes?

Why, he stuffs his shirt with paper towels to give himself an H cup bust and runs around the building flashing the cameras.

Obviously.

 

[RatRace123]

My class was full of dumbasses.

Can't think of anything in particular, but I do know that as soon as we entered high school, we already had a reputation for being unruly.
Hell, we didn't even get to go on a senior trip, we couldn't be trusted not to screw things up.

I saw backlash and disrespect against teachers in a lot of my classes, so I can't say that any of this was unfounded.

 

[w9496]

I haven't had any really stupid classmates, but I have friends who would say the dumbest shit to try and mess with the teacher.

My friend Alex once asked my 8th grade health teacher if girls could get pregnant from sperm getting in their skin spores. That's not even the worst one.

Skin... spores...

Damn it. You know what I mean right?

Skin spores do sound rather painful though.

 

[kurupt87]

Me and a couple of mates were talking about cunnilingus, dunno why, in a biology lesson. Another mate comes over and joins in but didn't know what it was, and we wouldn't tell him. So he threatened to ask our young student teacher, to which we wished him the best of luck.

I guess he thought we were bluffing, because he did ask. Just as our head of year walked in. The dual teacher explosion was glorious.

The best thing? After getting his balls busted for 15 minutes, he came back to us and he still didn't know what it meant

 

[ToastiestZombie]

Me and a couple of mates were talking about cunnilingus, dunno why, in a biology lesson. Another mate comes over and joins in but didn't know what it was, and we wouldn't tell him. So he threatened to ask our young student teacher, to which we wished him the best of luck.

I guess he thought we were bluffing, because he did ask. Just as our head of year walked in. The dual teacher explosion was glorious.

The best thing? After getting his balls busted for 15 minutes, he came back to us and he still didn't know what it meant

No offence, but that just sounds like you lot were being dicks. Someone shouldn't be ridiculed for not knowing a dirty sex term, you could have easily explained it to him and saved him from the ball busting. It's like a teacher laughing at a student for not knowing a certain science term then giving them detention for asking someone else, whilst still laughing. Damn... this horse I'm on is incredibly high.

 

[kurupt87]

^^ Can't quote you.

Nah, he was my best mate. He came back laughing too, don't you worry your little socks about it.

Ah man it was amazing though, that moment. Hand up, "Miiiss? What does cunnilingus mean?" Class went quiet as the grave, I think I even started crying.