stupid conspiracy theorists

[ajh93]

this is the most retarded justification as to why HAARP is a weather controlling,earthquake causing DOOMSDAY DEVICE!

"If HAARP is harmless, then why isn't it open to the public? Isn't it owned by the government? So.. people should be allowed to go look there and look around if they so desired, right? it has nothing to do with national security after all."

could it be because that it's a scientific research facility and that if they had someone fucking around in there they could RUIN THE RESEARCH?!oh but no,the rational explanations ARE BORING!I LIVE IN THE MATRIX!WE NEED TO WAKE UP!

*sigh*...even if they WERE allowed to go into the HAARP facility,do you think they'd accept what they saw?FUCK NO,they'd whip right around and say "they knew we were coming!they prepared and hid all the incriminating evidence for their EEEBIL ACTIVITIES!"

*deep breath*...anyway...what's the most stupid conspiracy you've come across lately?

 

[owen4evr]

I used this argument at Area 51 and they just told me to **** off.

 

[SilentCom]

Most conspiracy theorists are just paranoid and can't accept the facts. They can come up with some crazy entertaining stories though. =D

 

[ajh93]

I used this argument at Area 51 and they just told me to **** off.

area 51 was a classified military base (it still is a military base) used for making weapons during the cold war,of course they weren't going to let people in whenever they wanted;it wasn't until recently they declassified everything

 

[owen4evr]

Most conspiracy theorists are just paranoid and can't accept the facts. They can come up with some crazy entertaining stories though. =D

never forget Dyatlov's Pass.

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

That we never landed on the Moon. I ignore anyone who tells me this.

Or that Obama is a Muslim. You can dislike the man for policy reasons. I do. However, saying he is a Muslim is basless and rather rude.

 

[smearyllama]

That we never landed on the Moon. I ignore anyone who tells me this.

Or that Obama is a Muslim. You can dislike the man for policy reasons. I do. However, saying he is a Muslim is basless and rather rude.

We did land on the moon, but it was on a studio set...
On Mars.

 

[derob]

that whole "new world order" stuff is pretty annoying. anytime someone tries to talk to me about that sort of stuff, all i can gather from what they're saying is something along the lines of "i feel disenfranchised by my elected officials but i'm too much of a knucklehead to take initiative really learn about what's going on in the world of politics."

 

[artanis_neravar]

That the moon landing was faked, and that 9-11 was an inside job

 

[Tartarga]

Everything that Glenn Beck has said in his entire career. That man is a walking conspiracy theory.

 

[artanis_neravar]

That we never landed on the Moon. I ignore anyone who tells me this.

Or that Obama is a Muslim. You can dislike the man for policy reasons. I do. However, saying he is a Muslim is basless and rather rude.

We did land on the moon, but it was on a studio set...
On Mars.

Obviously, if they filmed it on the moon everyone would see our super secret moon military bass.

 

[The Epicosity]

That we never landed on the Moon. I ignore anyone who tells me this.

Or that Obama is a Muslim. You can dislike the man for policy reasons. I do. However, saying he is a Muslim is basless and rather rude.

We did land on the moon, but it was on a studio set...
On Mars.

Obviously, if they filmed it on the moon everyone would see our super secret moon military bass.

Woah, super secret fish for swimming on the moon?

I wonder if they have laser eyes, too.

 

[smearyllama]

That we never landed on the Moon. I ignore anyone who tells me this.

Or that Obama is a Muslim. You can dislike the man for policy reasons. I do. However, saying he is a Muslim is basless and rather rude.

We did land on the moon, but it was on a studio set...
On Mars.

Obviously, if they filmed it on the moon everyone would see our super secret moon military bass.

The image of a giant fish covered in body armor and armed for nuclear war strikes fear into my two hearts.
Since I'm an alien.

 

[Sovvolf]

Most conspiracy theorists are just paranoid and can't accept the facts. They can come up with some crazy entertaining stories though. =D

That and a good amount of them bend facts to suit theories rather than theories to suit facts. Or based they're logic on small holes they found in the facts that can be easily explained away.

 

[Dragonclaw]

This is why I love the movie Wag The Dog

Brean: And it's most certainly NOT about the B-3 bomber.
Levy: There is no B-3 bomber.
Brean: I just said that! There is no B-3 bomber. I don't know how these rumors get started!


"What's the thing people remember about the Gulf War? A bomb falling down a chimney. Let me tell you something: I was in the building where we filmed that with a 10-inch model made out of Legos."

 

[artanis_neravar]

That we never landed on the Moon. I ignore anyone who tells me this.

Or that Obama is a Muslim. You can dislike the man for policy reasons. I do. However, saying he is a Muslim is basless and rather rude.

We did land on the moon, but it was on a studio set...
On Mars.

Obviously, if they filmed it on the moon everyone would see our super secret moon military bass.

The image of a giant fish covered in body armor and armed for nuclear war strikes fear into my two hearts.
Since I'm an alien.

I hear it's something worse then fish, not sure what but I've heard rumors of something called "la muerte peluda"

 

[renegade7]

Ok, so one of my friends is Christian. Her first year in public school was 11th grade, and she'd been in religious schools her whole life. She took biology for science, and freaked out when they started teaching evolution. A week into the unit, she started telling everyone who would listen that 'atheist zealots' had infiltrated the government and were teaching evolution and non-creationist theories to how the world was created (Big Bang, evolution, how the earth was formed etc.) in an effort to dehumanize Christians in preparation for a genocide so America would be atheist.

Another favorite of mine is one of my friends who thinks WoW is a government-controlled sociology experiment.

 

[LikeDustInTheWind]

OBAMA WAS A MUSLIM BORN IN KENYA! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW! *Facepalm is not enough* No. You are WRONG. Now shut up and sit in the corner wallowing in your wrongness.

Ok, so one of my friends is Christian. Her first year in public school was 11th grade, and she'd been in religious schools her whole life. She took biology for science, and freaked out when they started teaching evolution. A week into the unit, she started telling everyone who would listen that 'atheist zealots' had infiltrated the government and were teaching evolution and non-creationist theories to how the world was created (Big Bang, evolution, how the earth was formed etc.) in an effort to dehumanize Christians in preparation for a genocide so America would be atheist.

Silly Christians, Trix are for kids! [small] And so is Creationism.[/small]

 

[wrightguy0]

the whole Obama is not American bullshit, born somewhere else and i have the proof

1. It's disrespectful to Hawaiians
2. that Kenyan "Birth certificate" you paid $5000 for proves two things, you're retarded, and some doctor is now enjoying the high life on your dime and all he had to do was forge a document.

what's that old line about a fool and his money?

 

[Lt. Vinciti]

I wasnt aware that I am stupid...

Kinda hurts my feelings.

Accept The Fact That America Loves You.

You should be fine sleeping at night telling yourself that.....