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Rascarin

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Its happened to all of us at one time or another; we've done something stupidly embarrassing and embarrassingly stupid.

Today, I was waiting for some people to arrive at my house so I could drive us to some youth club thingy, and one of the people was really, really late. He's late most weeks, but this time it was a whole hour. Needless to say, I was pretty angry. I was sending a text to my dad complaining about the person (it said; "Still waiting for Ryan to get here. So damn rude"). Anyway, I wasn't really paying attention as I sent it (wsa talking to someone else in the car), and as soon as it had finished sending I realised... I had sent it to Ryan himself.

Now, it could have been a lot worse, and if I had been sending it to anyone other than my dad I probably would've slagged him off a lot worse, but it was still pretty awful. He hasn't said anything yet, though...

So, what horrible, embarrassing incidents have you experienced?

(Also, a pre-emptive congratulations for whoever tells me to use the search button or that the thread has been done before. Go bake yourself a cake and celebrate. It probably has been done before, but I haven't seen one recently, so nerr. I reckon most of you people who harp on about the search button just do it to raise your post count without actually contributing anyway...)
 

APPCRASH

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SEARCH BAR! (i hope i'm the first)

Anyways, yesterday I called the cashier at the local food court "Sir." By the way, she was definitely a woman. All my ROTC buddies were behind me too just to make things worse.
 

Wertbag

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My girlfriend has 3 kids, I was making out with her in the kitchen when the youngest (10) walked around the corner. He spun and bolted through the house screaming at the top of his lungs "I saw mummy snogging Glen!"
She went after him and told him to be quiet... He replied "Does this mean Glen is my new Daddy?" Argh...
 

Shapsters

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Wertbag said:
My girlfriend has 3 kids, I was making out with her in the kitchen when the youngest (10) walked around the corner. He spun and bolted through the house screaming at the top of his lungs "I saw mummy snogging Glen!"
She went after him and told him to be quiet... He replied "Does this mean Glen is my new Daddy?" Argh...
That is why you don't date people with three kids.
 

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One of my buddys accidently told a mentally handicapped kid to shut the fuck up in a McDonalds it got worse when the boys mother stared him down... My buddy felt like such a dick. pretty convenient cause he happens to be one
 

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One of my prfofessor heard we say "I like having my nipples licked" as we disected a goat. she actully stopped and made eye contact with me for a solid minute

Me and my lab partners were talking about fetishes...
 

megalomania

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Lazzi said:
One of my prfofessor heard we say "I like having my nipples licked" as we disected a goat. she actully stopped and made eye contact with me for a solid minute

Me and my lab partners were talking about fetishes...
lolz at that. Should of asked her if she wanted a lick.
 

Wertbag

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Shapsters said:
Wertbag said:
My girlfriend has 3 kids, I was making out with her in the kitchen when the youngest (10) walked around the corner. He spun and bolted through the house screaming at the top of his lungs "I saw mummy snogging Glen!"
She went after him and told him to be quiet... He replied "Does this mean Glen is my new Daddy?" Argh...
That is why you don't date people with three kids.
Dating a chick with kids isn't too bad. Really young kids could be a pain, but once they are a bit older they become pretty self sufficent. We had a couple of embarrassing moments where kids would burst into her bedroom without knocking, but door locks quickly saw to that problem...
 

Lazzi

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megalomania said:
Lazzi said:
One of my prfofessor heard we say "I like having my nipples licked" as we disected a goat. she actully stopped and made eye contact with me for a solid minute

Me and my lab partners were talking about fetishes...
lolz at that. Should of asked her if she wanted a lick.

um, ew.

We couldnt make eye contact for about a week after I said that.
 

Shapsters

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Wertbag said:
Shapsters said:
Wertbag said:
My girlfriend has 3 kids, I was making out with her in the kitchen when the youngest (10) walked around the corner. He spun and bolted through the house screaming at the top of his lungs "I saw mummy snogging Glen!"
She went after him and told him to be quiet... He replied "Does this mean Glen is my new Daddy?" Argh...
That is why you don't date people with three kids.
Dating a chick with kids isn't too bad. Really young kids could be a pain, but once they are a bit older they become pretty self sufficent. We had a couple of embarrassing moments where kids would burst into her bedroom without knocking, but door locks quickly saw to that problem...
I guess once they are older, you can think of them as slaves almost! YAY! I can't imagine how awkward it must be when they walk in.

"Mommy, why are you wrestling naked with New Daddy?"
 

shelficon

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Mine is quite recent

I was planning on going to the movies with some friends and I planned to meet my friends at the cinema for the noon show

I got a lift through and was planning on getting driven home by one of the friends

However, I am forgetful and couldn't remember that my friendsa and I agreed to go at the 6 o'clock show

I didn't rememberthis until 4

I had no phone and barely any money I ended up wandering through an unfamiliar town for 2 hours till I finally got a bus home

I still saw the movie though and saw it again at 6 due to begging money of a friend
 

Rascarin

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ArmoredSandwich said:
www.fmylife.com is what you're looking for ;)

A lot of stupid people post their horrible stories there :O
Uh-oh. This is going to be like that time I discovered failblog - I read ALL of failblog in a single day, and damnit, I'm not going to be able to stop reading this.