Stupid Ideas to solve problems

[i never thought so]

I just made this game up
You have to come up with a stupid idea to solve a problem and every 10th poster comes up with a new problem.
e.g
problem: speeding!
solution: increase all the speed signs to above the fastest car can go.

I'll say the first problem.

greenhouse effect.

 

[Hedberger]

Nuke the planet to bits.

 

[tuldorselven]

throw giant stones at the planet

 

[the Tadman]

Flying to the moon and making it the new planet Earth
[sup]How about changing the problem every 10 posters?[/sup]

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Cool down the sun by spraying it with a lot of hoses.

 

[Debatra]

Drop a giant ice cube in the ocean.

 

[i never thought so]

Block out the sun with a giant metal sheet.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

Open the console and delete the sun.

 

[Captain Pancake]

Open the conservatory windows.

Also, every ten posts would be good, to keep things fresh.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Blow the sun out with a straw.

New problem: Drink Driving

 

[Chiyo-Chan]

Make everyone drive drunk. You won't stand out.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

Raise the limit of units until unfit to drive.

 

[MasterStratus]

Replace drinks with drugs.

 

[Captain Pancake]

take the tyres off cars.

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

Make all alcohol suppositories so nobody could sit down to drive.

 

[the Tadman]

Kill anyone with a car

OR

Destroy all cars

 

[tuldorselven]

make alcohol illegal to anyone older than 17 (in Britain)

 

[revolverwolf]

Give everyone chauffeurs.

 

[jonny bhoy]

Drop a giant ice cube in the ocean.

u got this from futarama


make cars out of jelly

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Ban inconveniantly placed ditches by the sides of roads.
[sup]Ooh, my turn again![/sup]

Problem: Drug Abuse