Stupid man or stupidest man?

[StBishop]

So I was listening to the radio this morning on the way to work and I hear the following story:

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/entertainment/did-jessica-albas-man-cheat-with-lindsay-lohan/story-e6frewyr-1225807030551

I seriously stopped my car (to some outrage as I was on the off ramp from the freeway) and sat there with my mouth open for a few seconds.

Now, I rarely, if ever, pay any attention to stories about celebrities and their lives (I didn't know Alba was married until today) but I've gotta say that I give a damn about this story. What the absolute fuck was this guy thinking?

any hints on how to code the link will be used to do so. thanks

 

[SonicKoala]

If it's true, then he's CLOSE to being the stupidest man (Jessica Alba's hot, but she's not hot enough to warrant him being called the stupidest)

Furthermore, LINDSAY LOHAN? Fucking GROSS. Jessica Alba is like 100000x as hot as her, wtf is wrong with these guys? It's like when Hugh Grant cheated on Elizabeth Hurley - it just doesn't make any sense to me.

 

[tk1989]

It's like when Hugh Grant cheated on Elizabeth Hurley - it just doesn't make any sense to me.

Hugh grant is hilarious, he is a major Man-whore. A couple of years ago he got into shit for sleeping with loads of freshers at St. Andrews university if i remember correctly... lmao. And he has been caught with prostitutes on a number of occasions...

 

[orangeapples]

Meh, what is a guy to do? If Lindsay Lohan wanted to make out with me, I honestly wouldn't complain.

girl: lets make out.
me: okay.

remember, after a period of time our brains turn off and we guys do stupid stuff.

 

[OmegaXIII]

Maybe she was showing him how a crab walks?

 

[AcacianLeaves]

Eh, whatever. Alba may be hot but we have no way of knowing whether or not she's good in a relationship or in the sack. For all we know Lohan may be a tantric kama sutra guidebook and Alba may be 'lie still and think of the groceries' type.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Could be that Alba is a total *****.
Or perhaps he is a douchebag and Lohan's douchebaggery is equal and/or similar to his.
Maybe he is a whore and does not much care where he sticks his favorite appendage.
Or, hell, maybe under all that coked-out idiocy, Lohan is a decent gal.

I guess we'll never know.
Or in my case, care.

 

[Amnestic]

[HEADING=2]This just in...[/HEADING]

Celebrity cheats on his celebrity partner with another celebrity!

Ric Romero has more at 11. Next up, water is still wet, fire is still hot, and Sarah Palin is still stupid.

 

[Wayte]

Could be that Alba is a total *****.
Or perhaps he is a douchebag and Lohan's douchebaggery is equal and/or similar to his.
Maybe he is a whore and does not much care where he sticks his favorite appendage.
Or, hell, maybe under all that coked-out idiocy, Lohan is a decent gal.

I guess we'll never know.
Or in my case, care.

OMG IS THAT A PUPPY IN A CHRISTMAS HAT?! D'AAAAWWWWW


OT: Eh, I've concluded all celebrities are tards. Just watch them crash and burn I say.

 

[Spiner909]

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