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Ren3004

Ren3004

In an unsuspicious cabin
Jul 22, 2009
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Because you had already eaten them.


Why did I get there so late?
 
Ren3004

Ren3004

In an unsuspicious cabin
Jul 22, 2009
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Because I was trying to save some time to get to the pies.



Why does irony hate me so much?
 
Ren3004

Ren3004

In an unsuspicious cabin
Jul 22, 2009
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Because you double post.


Why talking like Yoda started, have I?
 
Ren3004

Ren3004

In an unsuspicious cabin
Jul 22, 2009
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By cleaning them with acid. Then buying a new one.


If a wood chuck could chuck wood in a forest and no one was there, would it make a sound?
 
Ren3004

Ren3004

In an unsuspicious cabin
Jul 22, 2009
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It was the great *gets murderous by religious zealots*


How did I come back to life?
 
Ren3004

Ren3004

In an unsuspicious cabin
Jul 22, 2009
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My father was...a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself; he doesn't like that. Not...one...bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and he says, "Why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife, "Why so serious?!" He sticks the blade in my mouth, "Let's put a smile on that face!" And... why so serious?


Why do you ask?
 
Ren3004

Ren3004

In an unsuspicious cabin
Jul 22, 2009
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Because I'm a dirty, dirty double poster.


What happens if you divide the opposite of opposite by zero?
 
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