Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Sam G]

Dunno.

How tall is the tallest tree?

 

[Ren3004]

Taller than the second tallest tree.


Are we there yet?

 

[Bootkiller]

No, and shut up or I'll turn this Internet around.

If the sky's the limit, how come there are footprints on the moon?

 

[Pm0n3y]

I dunno, i'm blind.

If a robot does "the robot", would it still be called "the robot" or just plain dancing?

 

[jebus4you]

if the porn is a robot dog only

Is god real?

 

[Ren3004]

Because just like me... they want to be... close to you...


Why do stars fall down from the sky... every time... you walk by?

 

[Sam G]

It's the apocalypse, you fool! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

You wish to part with your life, punk?

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

Yes, please I feel lucky today!

Do you enjoy the company of a small cocker spaniel?

 

[COR 2000]

Yes. Yes I do.

*Flashes very grotesque image towards stalker*

How about now?

 

[Metric Monkey]

Only if it's non alcoholic.

What's the answer to this question?

 

[COR 2000]

Sure. the answer is... *Coughs*

*Nods*

 

[Metric Monkey]

*Shows indecipherable hand signs*

Where do the garbage men take garbage?

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

Garbageland! The greatest theme park in New Jersey!

Why do I get slightly nervous that SirBryghtside seems to be stalking me?

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

Because I'm very predictable

Why do I get the feeling that people may get annoyed with us clogging up every other thread on here?

 

[Ren3004]

Because they're outside you house, holding torches and pitchforks.


What do you intend to do about that?

 

[Sam G]

Many badgers, son. Many many badgers.

Would that really be a good idea?

 

[Ren3004]

Have badgers ever failed?


Why did I just answer a question with another question?

 

[Sam G]

Yes. Also, quid?

Latin, doo de doo...
?

 

[Metric Monkey]

Why not?

Why don't birds take a bus south for the winter?

 

[Ren3004]

Because they need the exercise.


Why am I so incredibly charming?