Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Azraellod]

When you stop wanting it.

What isn't the point of nonsense?

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

Exactly what isn't not anything that wouldn't not be which would consummate something in relation to anything that wasn't not incarcerated


What does my mummy have to do with Brendan Fraser?

 

[Azraellod]

They get locked in a building and have to smash their head against rocks until one of them falls over dead. The other one is the loser and has to go home.

Why has the assassin I hired to kill you allowed you to make your post?

 

[Azraellod]

Boredom. Nothing more then that.

Why doesn't my [Z] button work?

 

[Azraellod]

Well, 2 people have actually fallen for that before, and I wanted to see if I could increase the number.

Why aren't you escaping?

 

[Azraellod]

Because I work part time as the Grim Reaper. It comes with the job.

Why aren't you dead?

 

[Azraellod]

I'm tired, and not really paying attention.

Why don't you sing occasionally?

 

[Azraellod]

I only just joined this game, and I'd started to assume that why questions were what we asked.

What's the point of asking a question that isn't a why question?

 

[COR 2000]

Self-Explanatory, really. [http://icanhascheezburger.com/]

Why is God so moody today?

 

[Azraellod]

He does like them. He wants us to go to him as quickly as possible.
The universe is boring. He must be fed up by now.

Why do you assume that God hates cats?

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

FORTY SEVEN X'S


What is the point in becoming the manager of a pencil company?

 

[Magnatek]

Don't touch it, because it's an optical illusion...

What do you do with a drunken sailor late in the evening?

 

[Sam G]

The one I sent to kill you, of course, silly!

Where's the goddamn antidote?

 

[Azraellod]

A badger with an eagle nailed to it.

How do you know that the sky isn't green, and we all aren't just colourblind?

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

Because of the poison. Oh..What poison you ask? The poison....that you just drank...!

What is it called when one jumps from a diving board only to faceplant on said diving board?

 

[Azraellod]

Well, if it isn't you, then it must be your alternate personality.

Who aren't you?

 

[Ren3004]

By moving our arms in a weird fashion.


What is the square root of infinite?

 

[Fraught]

Pi(e).

What is triangle root of Batman?

 

[Ren3004]

42.


What is the color of the night?

 

[Fraught]

Tasty.

When will the world blow up?