Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Ren3004]

Yes.



What was I talking about?

 

[SteakHeart]

Your mother.

I can has- no wait, i'm not even going to go there.

If a woodchuck can't chuck wood, then can a glasschuck chuck glass?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes, but only until it dies from internal bleeding.


If a woodchuck could chuck glass, how long would it take far it to die of internal bleeding?

 

[Ren3004]

To run away from a KFC.


I failed... so, what happens now?

 

[Sam G]

To get to the other chicken's wife.
Aaw yeah, I would tap that.

Would you tap that?

 

[Ren3004]

Ye... I mean, of course not... It's a fucking chicken, you pervert.


Would you?

 

[SteakHeart]

Hell no.
[small]Hell yes.[/small]

Are we humans? Or are we dancers?

 

[Ren3004]

Personally, I'm the reaper.



Who are you?

 

[SteakHeart]

MaxTheReaper in disguise. OH SNAP-

What is the capitol of Botswana?

 

[Ren3004]

Maybe...


Why do you want to know?

 

[COR 2000]

*Looks around*

*Runs off*

*Points to next poster, then nods and silently demands money for his deeds. Can he have it?*

 

[baseracer]

Only if he does 100 backflips.

Why would anyone demand that?

 

[Pm0n3y]

I'm eating your innards.

There's nothing wrong with that, is it?

 

[Ren3004]

Of course not.



Do I have something in my face?

 

[Fraught]

Yeah, your face. It's ruining the view, by the way.

Is something outside the window?

 

[Ren3004]

Yeah, your face. It's ruining the view, by the way.


What's wrong with me?

 

[Azraellod]

Everything and nothing. Simultaneously.

Why are you such a paradox?

 

[Azraellod]

Because that's the shape of most clock faces.

What's the deal with fire safety?

 

[Ren3004]

Because it's dark in that coffin.


Why isn't the sky orange?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because it wouldn't co-ordinate with the grass and sea.

Who's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard?