Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.
- Thread starter KhaosElement
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*Revives Barney and brutal castrates with a spoon and cactus*
And now, an extract from my thoughts at this very moment.
"*Ahem* I will castrate the mongaloid wank stains that are known as Vodafone. Recently their "service" has been as stable as a penny farthing that's being ridden by a drunk Lindsey Lohan who's having really awkward sex with a cactus. It has gone down three times in a three week period without any forward warning, even when they decided to revise their packet data service, which they decided to do on a motherfucking Bank Holiday weekend, meaning that no fucker was there to work. They have recently become the EA of the mobile world.
So, Vodafone, if you're reading this, the moment I get decent internet, I'm switching services as I cannot be arsed to put up with your lazy, half arsed and very drunken approach to your customers and namely, me.
Yours sincerely, a very very very very fucked off customer."
Sooooooooooooooo, how is everyone?
[sup]@Toast: I'l get back to you in the PM tomorrow, I'm having a quiet night in tonight. ...Hopefully.[/sup]
And now, an extract from my thoughts at this very moment.
"*Ahem* I will castrate the mongaloid wank stains that are known as Vodafone. Recently their "service" has been as stable as a penny farthing that's being ridden by a drunk Lindsey Lohan who's having really awkward sex with a cactus. It has gone down three times in a three week period without any forward warning, even when they decided to revise their packet data service, which they decided to do on a motherfucking Bank Holiday weekend, meaning that no fucker was there to work. They have recently become the EA of the mobile world.
So, Vodafone, if you're reading this, the moment I get decent internet, I'm switching services as I cannot be arsed to put up with your lazy, half arsed and very drunken approach to your customers and namely, me.
Yours sincerely, a very very very very fucked off customer."
Sooooooooooooooo, how is everyone?
[sup]@Toast: I'l get back to you in the PM tomorrow, I'm having a quiet night in tonight. ...Hopefully.[/sup]
