Padwolf said:
Eleuthera said:
I'm colourblind, first thing people ask when I tell them: "So... what does this look like to you?"
My boyfriend is colourblind too and this drives him mad, he ends up saying "That's not how it works!"
I usually get asked "Is your hair naturally that straight?" Yes it is! Now leave me and my annoyingly straight hair alone! I also get the "Are you alright?" and "Why are you so angry?" I'm not angry. I'm fine. I just have resting ***** face.
"Resting ***** Face" is the funniest amateur diagnosis I've heard since "Itchy Scrot" and "Wanker's Cramp". my old workplace colleagues used to come up with the funniest stuff sometimes. I like to think that whoever began the use of such classifications is enjoying free drinks and reasonably-priced affection in a bar somewhere. I wish we could get this one free on the NHS...*sigh*, a man can dream:
'Too Slothy To Support Themselves - admit to hospital for butler services'.
OT: Ooh, ooh, I also get "what are you looking at?" Well, isn't it obvious? I'm looking at
you, or rather
into you, and silently judging you. Is that some sort of problem? ...
Really? That's surprising, but now that you mention it, I suppose it would be a little disconcerting. Come to think of it, it looks like you've got the moral high ground here. I'll stare at that person instead.