STUPID things you did last night?...

[winginson]

Went to pub, had a few, got brutally rejected, had more, spiralled into Sad Drunk territory, crashed a friends party*, had more, lit fireworks, several misfires, fired our home made cannon, lost the hair on my arm, got into a drinking contest with his girlfriend and her mates**, Stayed up chatting, Found out things about her he wouldn't want to know, Akward conversation with mate when he woke up and found that it was just me and her chatting about sex***.

Lotsa Fun.

*(Kinda - he just didn't expect me as he lives 20ish miles away and I didn't text as I had no battery.)
**(Who would of thought a scottish/irish welshperson would be so good at drinking?****)
***(Its all fine, me and her will talk about anything and she is really into him)
****JOKE

 

[necromanzer52]

I got way too fucking drunk.


I also made out with a lesbian. So that's...something.

 

[gorfias]

I tried to convince my mother in law to have a threesome with me and her daughter ... Didn't work .

I am either deeply, deeply ashamed of you... or you have become my hero just for trying. To my shame, I'm just not sure which it is.

Well, I did dance to this song like an idiot, but everybody was, so I guess it wasn't that bad.

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I did not do this. I am dancing now. And looking at my hands. Thank you.

I texted a girl telling her I'd take spending New Years with her over anything else. While she was with her boyfriend. That guy does not like me.

Ouch! Wrong wrong wrong!!! If you have the capacity to care that much, there are others out there that can appreciate you without c blocking some other guy that doesn't deserve that! I hope to hear that you have someone to be with soon.

Mixing alcohol and weed = Really stupid. And the dumbest thing is: Not the first time. Hopefully the last time though. Will I ever learn?

I stayed up waaaay too late just drinking and watching Star Trek stuff on Netflix (DS9 and Voyager) and promised to never drink that much again. I hope I mean it! Fun is fun, but enough is enough!

 

[putowtin]

went to bed at 3 minutes past 12,
really couldn't be bothered, no even tipsy either!

 

[SextusMaximus]

*thinks*

I send a Happy New Year text to the same number twice. My oh my how slightly tipsy I was.


Yeah, um, that's it. Even while consuming alcohol I'm a good boy.

Made me laugh that!

OT: I watched Juno for the 7th time in 3 days.

Oh, stupid things? Nope, nothing.

 

[MetaKnight19]

I got pretty drunk, and was talked into a beard growing contest. So when I got home, I just managed to shave off my beard. Amazingly without lacerating myself in the process.

 

[A Raging Emo]

Got really drunk, ended up carrying my best friend (She was on my back for the whole trip) around 4 miles to our mate's house, where we had to climb in through a window.

Fun, fun, fun.

 

[Gabanuka]

Played Civ4 all night. All the friends I actually wanted to spend time with fucked off on holiday and I'm 16 so I couldn't go out and have fun. Curse you small circle of friends.

 

[Jedoro]

I tried to convince my mother in law to have a threesome with me and her daughter ... Didn't work .

You're my hero.

OT: Argued with a drunk friend to the point where she kicked everyone out of her apartment. I wasn't the only one arguing with her, though, but I did enjoy calling her a hypocrite when she told me to "quit fucking cussing at her."

 

[DannyJBeckett]

I didn't go out and meet some friends, thinking my family would be coming around to celebrate the turn of the year with me and my Dad. Guess who didn't show up, leaving me alone in the living room bringing in the new year in silence while Dad idly browsed the internet?

 

[Necroid_Neko]

Well Escapist, put it up for the world to know. Last night was awesome. Because I leave to NAVY, in Chicago at the end of the month I got challenged to jump in the pool nearly naked... I learned that freezing water sobers ya up faster then realizing the chick you were hitting on has an adams apple xo

I pity those girls who get rejected just because there's a slight 'flaw' in their genetic makeup that gives them pronounced adam's apples. All girls have them y'know, so why do some get stigmatised just because theirs is a bit bigger than others

What did I do that was wild? Said no to an online kiss at midnight. I'm such a badass XD

 

[SckizoBoy]

I accidentally set my Line Infantry in lines of 3, not 1 and a half.

I got massacared.

Damn... here I was going to say I invaded Catalonia... and the Austrians weren't best pleased.

I got way too fucking drunk.


I also made out with a lesbian. So that's...something.

Reminds me of a New Year's party a couple years ago now... I, a by-in-large straight guy (clearly not, it seems), got blind drunk and made out with one of my friends while his boyfriend was no more than six feet away. Oh, the subsequent awkwardness...

OT: This year? I had a few glasses of scotch with a couple friends, played some games and that was it... very sedate.

 

[Zeraki]

I don't drink, so I tend to not do stupid things on New Year's.

Hung out with my cousin and a friend, watched Cowboys & Aliens, played Gears 3, watched ball drop, wondered what the people in New York were so happy about, went home.

And that's pretty much how I spend every New Years.

Well Escapist, put it up for the world to know. Last night was awesome. Because I leave to NAVY, in Chicago at the end of the month I got challenged to jump in the pool nearly naked... I learned that freezing water sobers ya up faster then realizing the chick you were hitting on has an adams apple xo

I pity those girls who get rejected just because there's a slight 'flaw' in their genetic makeup that gives them pronounced adam's apples. All girls have them y'know, so why do some get stigmatised just because theirs is a bit bigger than others

Because people are assholes who cast others out like a leper if they don't meet their personal definition of 'normal'.

 

[Thaius]

Some friends decided to try putting the large trampoline upright and jumping off mattresses onto it to try and knock it down and land on top of it. Thankfully, there was no alcohol at the party, and the only eventual injury was when someone cut their hand on a piece of glass that was on the ground for some reason. The rest of the night was spent on Magic: The Gathering (which I had never played; it's a really interesting game) and Settlers of Catan, with a little Minecraft and Smash Bros. mixed in. I have nothing against alcohol, but it's times like this I'm glad it played no part in my festivities.

 

[Captain_Fantastic]

i got angry and punched a hole into my friends wall. after getting in an arguement with him and a few other people.

for those of you wondering my anger was at a situation similiar to this,

Spoiler

(this is not actually me but the picture explains it well) for an explanation, ive been single for the past 5 years, my only past relationship lasted two days before it became long distance and failed horribly , and i also live in a small isolated town where meeting new people is a rare occurance so having this situation did not make me happy

 

[Death Carr]

from my perspective I didnt do anything stupid. but from everyone elses perspective, sleeping is TEH MOST STOOPID THING EVAH!!!!

 

[Kae]

I attempted to dance disco and Michael Jackson's Thriller, turns out I have no rythm, and I wasn't even drunk because I don't drink...
I guess it's not really bad but it was stupid also I stepped on my dog's paw.

 

[Last Hugh Alive]

Considering today is January 2nd for me and last night was new years day... I didn't do anything noteworthy at all.

But in regards to NYE, I guess the dumbest thing I did was not go out. Although that did yield its own benefits. When the clock struck midnight I was drinking, playing Arkham City and watching Eddie Murphy clips.

So I guess the dumbest thing I did was accidentally alerting a guard as Nightwing because I botched a jump, but I maintain that it was a flaw in the game mechanics.

However it is now 2012 and I must leave my regrets behind.

 

[JoesshittyOs]

Well, some kid got killed next door so the neighborhood got shut down and locked up.

So instead of going out with my friends, we got in an Xbox live party and decided to take up our fun hobby of making fun of stupid people on facebook. Last night that stupid person was a guy who told grieving friends and family to "grow the fuck up" over the kid who got shot literally hours earlier, and think about all the soldiers who were dying.

I guess trying to talk sense into a stupid person and his 10 marine buddies was a dumb thing to do, but I enjoyed it. It was an enlightening experience.

 

[Pinkamena]

I suddenly got handed a full cup (0.4 liters) of 80% alcohol. After a little while, I had drank it all. Hilarity and hijinks ensued.