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I.N.producer

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As an American, I hate everything about our government. The two party system is trash that encourages petty competition and beating "them" over accomplishing anything.

The people are also pretty ignorant about the government, thinking the president can just wave his wand/scepter/staff and fix the economy in a year. Most people don't seem to realize that Congress has more power, and since Congress isn't a person, they don't think to blame it.
The government is somehow for the people, by the people, and doesn't give a damn about the people. I'm not even going to mention the lobbyists, they don't count as real people in my book. Parasites, yes. Not people.

Aside from the political stupidity, we don't use the utterly sensible metric system, and there's a load of bigots who think other people's private affairs affect them. Plus the whole "Christian Nation" thing is untrue in every way.

Plus, the fact that we cut spending everywhere except the military is just ridiculous. I want to go to space, not the Middle East. Even if we cut military spending for science, it still ends up benefiting the military. Cut 5% off the military, and we go to space. They don't notice the loss, and we go to space. Literally no downside whatsoever.

I prefer not to bash other countries because I don't know many of them well enough to think of stupid things about them. Good things would be easy. For example, the Brits make excellent TV.
 

CrimsonBlaze

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I hate how the Mexican government and its law enforcement are so corrupt that it has cause such a huge problem with the drug cartels. As bad as it seems, I know that if the US decides to intervene, they would clear things up so fast people would have never have known that there was a problem in the first place.
 

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One thing I hate about my own country is the vocal minority of religious extremeists, racists, homophobes, and overall idiots that give the rest of us in the U.S. a bad name.
 

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Elementary - Dear Watson said:
We use half metric and half imperial measurements... Ask someone in the UK their weight, they will give it in stone... height in feet, meat in pounds, TV sizes come in inches, most smaller measurements are in inches as well and we use miles, and height in feet! Hell... the box in the centre of a cricket pitch measures 1 chain long...! :S

On the other hand we use centigrade, we are taught mostly in cm and m in school, weights of fruit and veg in supermarkets are done in both, volume is in ml and l, (except beer and milk which is pints), even petrol is in litres!

Crazy mixed up stuff...
It's just down to inertia, we started imperial and have been switching to metric when we can.

People's hights/wieghts, TV sizes, pints, all things that our parents regularly reference at home in imperial units, so of course we're going to grow up with a familiarity with using imperial in those contexts. Although I've not seen milk served as pints in a supermarket in years, it's litre cartons now (although the milkman does still deliver pint bottles). A cricket pitch is a chain long because saying it's 20.12m is irritating.

Road signs are still in miles because changing them all to km would be fecking expensive and offer no real benefit aside from a few less confused continental drivers. (Also applies to driving on the left (also, we're Britain, we ruled half the world, if we want to drive on the left then screw you :p ))

Ultimately, I don't have any issue with the continued use of imperial units in casual context, the only time it gets to me is when people start using them again for more serious things.

OT: applies to every country really I suppose: this fecking nonsense about gay marriage. Seriously, if you can't play nice and share with others then feck it, as far as the law is concerned, noone gets married. You can register a civil partnership at your local registras office, but that's it.
 

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Here's 11 things that piss me off about my home country. The good ol' USA.

1. WHY THE HELL IS THE KFC DOUBLE DOWN A THING?

2. Why is the McGangBang not a thing?

3. Why do I have to see graffiti tainting up walls on old buildings and the backs of stop signs? Why the hell is spray paint even being sold to people under the age of 30?

4. Why is Florida apparently filled with zombies? You'd think we'd be a little more proactive about that.

5. Why are other parts of the country other than New England allowed to make clam chowder. I'm sorry Manhattan, but you do not get to call that stuff clam chowder.

6. Why do tornadoes have an inexplicable hatred of the midwest?

7. Why has NASA not colonized the moon by now. I wanna live on the moon, dammit!

8. Why do I see help wanted signs when I randomly pass by stores but when I go back to actually inquire for a job, they seemingly vanish?

9. Why have we made Jersey Shore so popular. Even if you watch it as a joke, you've still made the cast and everyone involved with that show, absolutely filthy with money.

10. Why are there bikinis made for 5 year olds?

11. Why does Detroit not have a real Robocop at this point?
 

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Dangit2019 said:
"Red Solo Cup" by Toby Keith is officially the best un-ironic portrayal of everything wrong with American Southern/Country Music, or just the American South in general. If you live in Europe or something and have never heard of it, LOOK IT UP I BEG OF YOU. It's one of the worst songs to ever earn a profit.

Y
HEY! YOU! SHUT UP!

How dare you bad mouth that amazing song you.....you.....song hater you!

*runs crying*
 

Vault101

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Binnsyboy said:
I keep forgetting you're Australian. The stereotype for you is you're all outgoing, and yet in you I've always seen an admirable amount of loathing of others.

OT: My own: Britain. Not enough of us live up to our cool stereotypes these days.
0_0.....waaaaa?

me? loathing others?...youve seen some of the misanthropes on this site right?...I have a generally posative veiw on people in general...so I don't know where you got that from
 

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Vault101 said:
Binnsyboy said:
I keep forgetting you're Australian. The stereotype for you is you're all outgoing, and yet in you I've always seen an admirable amount of loathing of others.

OT: My own: Britain. Not enough of us live up to our cool stereotypes these days.
0_0.....waaaaa?

me? loathing others?...youve seen some of the misanthropes on this site right?...I have a generally posative veiw on people in general...so I don't know where you got that from
Oh, not misanthropy.

God no, I despise misanthropes. I just meant you have a respectable amount of jaded cynicism going on :p
 

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Irreducible Sohn said:
Dangit2019 said:
"Red Solo Cup" by Toby Keith is officially the best un-ironic portrayal of everything wrong with American Southern/Country Music, or just the American South in general. If you live in Europe or something and have never heard of it, LOOK IT UP I BEG OF YOU. It's one of the worst songs to ever earn a profit.

Y
HEY! YOU! SHUT UP!

How dare you bad mouth that amazing song you.....you.....song hater you!

*runs crying*
It has the TARDIS in it, at least...
 

Chanel Tompkins

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Hm, I got one. OK US, what is your deal with everyone asking what religion you are? It's like, what business is it of yours? I know you don't want to offend or anything, but unless it's very specifically against my religious convictions to do something you're inviting me to, it's not your business dammit!
 

Vault101

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Binnsyboy said:
Oh, not misanthropy.

God no, I despise misanthropes. I just meant you have a respectable amount of jaded cynicism going on :p
I'm gonna need to see some quotes because I don't see myself as jaded or cynical :/....hahaa that's weird
 

The Funslinger

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Vault101 said:
Binnsyboy said:
Oh, not misanthropy.

God no, I despise misanthropes. I just meant you have a respectable amount of jaded cynicism going on :p
I'm gonna need to see some quotes because I don't see myself as jaded or cynical :/....hahaa that's weird
_>

*jumps out of closed, third floor window*
 

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OmniscientOstrich said:
Elementary - Dear Watson said:
OT: I hate that the UK and the US are 2 countries seperated by a common language...

Seriously... Australia speak the same as us in the UK, and have very similar terms for things! However the US seem to rename/respell things for the sake of renaming/respelling them! Some of it is just stupid! Like 'biscuit'... seriously!? And Aluminium/Aluminum... Why!?
This. The thing that really grinds my gears is when they arbitrarily replace an 's' with a 'z' on certain words such as 'globalization' it just looks bloody stupid. >.:I
it used to look like a rising sun during WWII but they probably changed it to not be associated with their old ways

about the biggest thing that annoyed me even before I realized it was how the Spanish language pronounces their J's to be H's. And just about any country that tries to add in silent letters or extra unnecessary letters - particularly in the French language
 

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Elementary - Dear Watson said:
Esotera said:
Tea really isn't that good. But the amount people drink here in the UK is ridiculous, you'd think it was free alcohol or something, when it actually just tastes like watered-down water.
Heathen... Retract that statement now!! :p

OT: I hate that the UK and the US are 2 countries seperated by a common language...

Seriously... Australia speak the same as us in the UK, and have very similar terms for things! However the US seem to rename/respell things for the sake of renaming/respelling them! Some of it is just stupid! Like 'biscuit'... seriously!? And Aluminium/Aluminum... Why!?
I think thats from all the different cultures we have that come into the country
 

Jaeke

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The incessant need to put our damn hands in everything that ever happens everywhere and be shocked when we get bit -_-

Come on U.S. do what ol' Georgy said and stay walled off from the rest o' the world!
/oldmangetoffmylawnfist
 

Chalacachaca

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I've been in some countries...

Canada: It's too freaking cold, I've only been there on summer, and I still find it colder than the devil's heart. At least you guys got warm hearts to make up for that.

United States: Onions, onions everywhere. Everytime I ordered something to eat, it came with onions in them. But hey, at least I can eat in a restaurant, listening to some decent music and talking with my folks, instead of you know, being blasted in the ear with the latest reggeaton hit, so kudos for that.

Colombia (Columbia for some of you dyslexic ones): Why in the fuck would you invent vallenato? you guys are great and all, but seriously? that's the worse genre of music in existence... actually, I don't know why I'm including this in this list of stupid things I hate about countries, this is a serious fucking gripe I have on that country.

Brazil: Would you kindly tell Lula to give back my tax money? that money was meant for protecting me from crime, give a safe job among other irrelevant things, instead of you know... being given for free to someone who won't help me at all.

Costa Rica: Nothing, I don't hate anything about them, because they got the cutest sloth ever... and her name is Buda.