Stupid Things You Want to Happen.

[Donzacuceron]

Master Chief turning out to be homosexual. Okay just think about it.The 12 year old's, the 20 something dude bros,just picture their reaction.The Christians declaring Halo satanic and fox news claiming its gay propaganda or something equally stupid.It just screams pass the popcorn.Just the idea makes it hard containing my chuckles.

 

[lord canti]

I want to see Mario characters reimagined as Nolan-verse Batman characters. Luigi is Batman. Shy Guy is Scarecrow. Boo is Two-Face. Waluigi is Catwoman. Blooper is Penguin. Toadsworth is Alfred. I don't know who is the Joker.

Mostly, I just want to see a guy in a dirty red cloak and a gas mask shove a sawed-off shotgun into a guy's face and say in a distorted, crazy voice: "Don't be shy!" I want this so hard.

I'd imagine that Waluigi would make a good Joker instead, considering that he already looks the part. Maybe have Yoshi as Catwoman instead, which would put a whole new context into Mario riding Yoshi.

Wouldn't Daisy make more sense as catwoman? and who would Mario be? perhaps Lucius or mr. reese.

 

[Jacco]

I would like to see the Seattle Seahawks get collectively slapped with a huge fine by the NFL just for being assholes. That would actually be hilarious.

 

[debtcollector]

I'd imagine that Waluigi would make a good Joker instead, considering that he already looks the part.

Fuck me, it's so obvious! He's literally the "Anti-Luigi", so obviously he'd play the part of the Anti-Batman! HOW AM I SO BLIND.

and who would Mario be? perhaps Lucius or mr. reese.

Mario is Bruce Wayne. I imagine everyone would know about the crimefighter who calls himself Luigi, but nobody actually makes the correlation between him and Mario's little brother. Like Mario's some celebrity who everyone loves, but nobody remembers his brother's name. They call him "Green Mario" or "The other one" or whatever.

I have thought about this too hard, I think.

 

[DeimosMasque]

I want to see a muppet porn

I want to see a pornographic musical

Both of these exist already. In fact there is even a parody of Rocky Horror Picture show with there own similar songs to the original. there's at least one muppet porn called "Let's My Puppets Come"

 

[florzk]

i want to see:

-someone try to rob a bank with only 3 cans of squirty cheese and a rubber chicken... and get away with it.
-everyone who plays COD online to be forced to play dark souls.
-an amnesia mod in which all of the monsters are scared of you.
-a game of thrones-walking dead-breaking bad crossover.
-a gundam-gurren lagann crossover.
-a game where you are trapped in a room and the objective is to somehow hit yourself with enough force to clip out of the walls without doing enough damage to kill yourself.
-the internet crash because google got a comment bar.

 

[Groxnax]

Master Chief turned out to be a woman and Cortana didn't know.

That is something I would like to see.

 

[Euryalus]

I don't care where or why or for what reason, but whenever a heated dabate seems to be without end, someone calls out "Physical Challenge!" and the two sides have to do some silly stunt to prove their point instead.

Around here, that could be hilarious.

Make them compete in a Ninja Warrior competition. Whoever gets the farthest wins.

OT: I want to see a dark and gritty mario squad RPG written by Bioware in conjunction with Obsidian.

If for no other reason than to see an awkward Bioware romance scene between Mario and Wario.