Stupidest Characters in any game

teutonicman

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Cloud Strife, yeah he's a cool guy but he's also a *****. For example Tifa would jump his bones at the slightest provocation. However he's too caugh up on a dead chick to have his man card back.
 

GloatingSwine

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Most enemies in nonlinear RPGs.

Especially ones by Bioware and Bethesda. You'll be wandering around, tooled up to the tits with the largest collection of military hardware in the hemisphere, or more magical bling than an entire fantasy rap crew, and they'll poll up, make some pathetic threat, and then explode into a cloud of vapour as soon as you snap your fingers.

Really, people, write in some code for enemies to realise when you are harder than them and change their behaviour accordingly.
 

Computer-Noob

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Sonic, and every other character in EVERY sonic game.
Any character with a major dialog part in any Final fantasy game that has voice-actors. It seems as if its impossible to have a JRPG with decent voice acting.