Stupidest question ever.

[grimsprice]

Ok, so yesterday i was sitting around talking to my friends about games that sound horrible on paper, but turn out to be good in execution. Inevitably, our conversation turned to Kingdom Hearts. But of course, one of my friends has a pension for missing the point. He does it rather well, and so he asked a question about the game...

Spoiler: Kingdom Hearts and Kingdom Hearts 2 spoiler

He asked how the letter in a bottle that one of the main characters(Kairi) set adrift in the ocean got onto a completely different planet where you ended up at the end of the game.

So i said, "Frank, you played a game whose main character is a 16 year old boy who shops at hot topic. He was chosen by a mystical 'love power' to fight armies of souls consumed by anger and hatred with a key. He fights his way through the story lines of Disney movies, he then goes on in the second game to fight the final boss who is a soulless husk of a human who uses the power of angry people to transform into a flying starship throne of death, while you fight him, he throws buildings at you, you cut them in half with a giant key, then you land in front of his face and kick his ass with a key. Then he teleports you to a dimension he created with his own awesomeness, just so he can shoot telekinetic laser beams at you. You and your best friend kill him, in his own dimension, with giant keys. Then the dimension he created with his own awesomeness collapses around you, forcing you to run through a portal, which sends you to the beach of a strange planet with purple levitating cliffs.

And you want to know how the bottle got from one world to another?

Has anyone around here heard a more 'you missed the point' question? I doubt it, but give me your best.

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

I'd like to bring up the thread, "And the stupid question award goes to..."

That was a good thread...

 

[Berethond]

"Where do babies come from?"

"Ask your science teacher."

 

[NeutralDrow]

Any given question featured on "Ask That Guy With the Glasses."

 

[New Troll]

Now I find myself wondering just how that bottle travelled so far.

But anyways... What is a question?

 

[thiosk]

Idk, i never did the kingdom hearts thing.

But, after suffering a flat tire, I pulled out the spare, got the jack, and began the process of changing the tire. A passerby stopped, looked at me, looked at the car, looked at the jack, and looked at the flat tire, then asked,

"Hey! Didja get a flat tire?"

No, smartguy, im just getting ready to jack off.

 

[Aardvark]

"What do you need to borrow my lawnmower for?"

"What are you doing in the shower?"

"How do you type with boxing gloves on your hands?"

 

[Pm0n3y]

We were reading the novel "Night" in English class, and with during the whole end of book discussion with the teacher, my friend asked the class

"Why weren't there any reference to America in the novel?"

I respond "Devin, in a novel which tells you what the Death Camps in Nazi Germany, an about a boy that survives while the rest of his family doesn't, you want to know why there isn't any Americans in the book?"

That shut him up real good.

Interesting. I read Night in my English class last year. i remember we had to do a project on the book, and i made an alternate ending where Elie Wiesel goes batshit and kills a solider with his own nightstick. It was fuckin awesome, and i was dubbed "best writer of my class" ("class" meaning THE ENTIRE 10TH GRADE). It was that epic.

OT: my cousins tend to ask me "How do you spell PJ?" just to be stupid. (pj is my nickname, i still use it.)

 

[Pm0n3y]

We were reading the novel "Night" in English class, and with during the whole end of book discusion with the teacher, my friend asked the class

"Why wern't there any reference to America in the novel?"

I respond "Devin, in a novel which tells you what the Death Camps in Nazi Germany, an about a boy that survives while the rest of jis family doesn't, you want to know why there isn't any Americans in the book?"

That shut him up real good.

Interesting. I read Night in my English class last year. i remember we had to do a project on the book, and i made an alternate ending where Elie Wiesel goes batshit and kills a solider with his own nightstick. It was fuckin awesome, and i was dubbed "best writer of my class" ("class" meaning THE ENTIRE 10TH GRADE). It was that epic.

Cool. We had a project, but our class never got around to it. Part of the project was listing music that you could play for parts of the novel. People came up with some reasonable songs, them my group had "Through Fire and Flames" "Stairway to Heaven" and "Chicken Noodle Soup" along with others that made me famous in the grade for being "Racist against the holocaust"

Why does anyone think that "Chicken Noodle Soup" would fit into a story about a boy who goes through the experiences of being a Jew during the Holocaust? the only music that comes to mind during Night is like real epic, orchestral pieces. and how did music make you "Racist against the Holocaust"?

 

[Sixties Spidey]

Bimbo Teenager: What time is it? (mind you she saw the clock and she has a watch.)
Me:...... Look at your watch!
Bimbo Teenager: Ooohh! *looks* Thanks!
Me: *oh for fuck's sake.*

 

[Rett Silvari]

My dad brought me a piece of coral when he came back from a work trip. It was a bit dirty, so I stupidly asked,"Hey, can I get the coral wet?"

OR I picked up my little sister from school in my Jeep after getting it back from the shop. So we get back to the house, and as the garage door opens, she asks,"Hey, where's the Jeep?" noting that iti wasn't in the garage.

 

[SsilverR]

Why don't we call eleven onety one?

 

[Twilight_guy]

How much for the free samples? I think that's the dumbest question that I can think of.

 

[Delicious]

Why don't we call eleven onety one?

I'm using this one.