What was that one where you had a shot at dating those incestuous bisexual twins? And what was that one where the girl was actually transgendered and the guys didn't know? And what's that one where the entitled rich people do absolutely nothing of interest but a film crew still hangs around and shows it on TV anyway?
...Yeah, the only reality TV I find tolerable is the sort that teaches you stuff, or actually focuses on experts who are really good at what they do, like Grand Designs, Property Ladder, Antiques Roadshow or Mary Queen Of Shops.