Stupidest thing you bought when drunk

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

Thai bride

I usually find that the stupidest thing I buy when drunk is more drink...

 

[thylasos]

A back-up Playstation 2, I suppose. Mind you, it was only fifteen quid.

 

[tokae]

Usually I don't buy things when I'm drunk, I sell things.
I managed to sell my pants once at a bar.. Police drove me home that night. <.<

 

[Ranorak]

More tequila.

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

My friend convinced me to buy a battered beef burger from a chip shop whilst pretty drink. The worst thing I've attempted to eat.

 

[thenumberthirteen]

More booze. that didn't really help situations much.

I also bought a Kebab meat Pizza, but that was actually pretty tasty so it was a good decision.

 

[Mister Benoit]

4 large pizzas. Proceeded to eat them all. They ended up in the toilet in various altered forms...and around the toilet. And in the sink. And on the stairs. Not a fun night.

Also TRIED to buy my friend's "guy virginity" which lead to one HELL of an awkward conversation.

You ordered him a prostitute?

Anyways for me it was a bus ticket to Boston (I live in Montreal), got drunk in a bar with a friend from the UK who wanted to go and while really drunk became dead set on going.

 

[antidonkey]

46" LCD television, 5.1 home theater kit, hdmi cables, and a blu-ray player.

Ahh....the crazy things I buy when drunk, in vegas, and actually winning money.


More recently, a $20 dollar windshield bag for my motorcycle. Way less exciting that the stuff above.

 

[v3nge]

A friend of mine bought a fire engine
/thread

 

[TwistedEllipses]

Welding goggles.

I guess my reasoning was that I would look cool in a super-villain way? It happened last night, so this topic is a strange coincidence for me...

 

[smithy_2045]

I've never bought anything while drunk.

 

[blaquenoise]

A camera, then later I proceeded to tell myself I wasn't good looking enough to use it.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

You ordered him a prostitute?

Not exactly. I said that I would pay him if he had sex with me. Bear in mind I'm a dude, and he's straight. So you can probably tell it didn't go down too well.

Luckily we were able to move past my drunken lecherous idiocy.

 

[nukethetuna]

Another shot of Patrón!

 

[Radoh]

Another drink, which I had to chug before I got into the car (I didn't drive, don't be silly) which made my hands and face go numb for some reason.

 

[LCP]

Welding goggles.

I guess my reasoning was that I would look cool in a super-villain way? It happened last night, so this topic is a strange coincidence for me...

That's not dumb at all!

Probably 3 Swedish made gas masks, and the 50$ weapon pack from tf2...

YEah Im hiding my wallet next time I drink

 

[Abbyrose07]

A bunch of random food at a gas station at 3 am with my cousin; including cold hotdogs and some of those taquito things which were also cold and gross...I got hungry in the gas station and ate them...lol.

 

[goldendriger]

For some reason, if im drunk and i buy something, its usually something that drunk me leaves to freak out sober me, like a box of cereal, drunk me would rip open the box, dump half of it, stick in some ham and butter and pour water inside the box instead of milk...woke up like "WTf is this?!"

 

[fooddood3]

$100 Cowboy Boots

 

[Harley Q]

I went out and woke up with a tin of cigars and an inflatable skeleton and for some reason I was wearing cat ears.