stupidest thing you have said in school

[SkoopMaster]

"No don't touch me there that's my god damn no no square."

A friend of mine would always say that and I just happened to say it in class once.

 

[Grabbin Keelz]

My teacher asked what quadrilateral had four sides and four right angles. I said square but she told me it was a rectangle. But I still got it right! Instead, she made me look like an idiot in front of everyone. We argued this for ten minutes.
I was SO fucking right!

 

[Tilted_Logic]

I used to be convinced that rocks were living creatures.

I'm sure it made sense at the time.

I just had to quote this for the awesomeness of it.

As for embarrassing moments in school... I can't really think of any that can't be completely misconstrued...

Oh well, one time in third grade during show and tell some girl brought in a doll. After explaining what it meant to her, why she brought it in to show us etc. we were allowed to ask questions about it. I put up my hand and asked if she could 'take the dolls clothes off'.

God it was so embarrassing, I meant the question more as 'is the doll one piece, or are the clothes seperate'. The teacher came to my rescue and explained what I meant, but jeez I can't even remember if everyone was laughing about it or completely appalled.

Oh childhood... how you make me laugh..

 

[Fenra]

I had fallen asleep in english class and when the teacher shook me awake, I said as I stirred awake "but theres monkeys in there"..... and to this day I have no idea why I said that...

Needless to say I was teased over it a lot, 14 year olds wont let that sorta stuff go, but I look back on it with my friends now and laugh.

 

[darkfire613]

In first grade, my teacher was really fat. As in, literally spherical. The first day of first grade, I asked her if she was pregnant. I found out later that my best friend had also asked her a similar thing, "when's the baby due?"

I really can't think of anything recent; I tend to not say much in class.

 

[smithy_2045]

During a talk about organisms, I left out a couple of crucial letters in the word and may have said orgasms.