stupidest thing you have said in school

[darkfire613]

In first grade, my teacher was really fat. As in, literally spherical. The first day of first grade, I asked her if she was pregnant. I found out later that my best friend had also asked her a similar thing, "when's the baby due?"

I really can't think of anything recent; I tend to not say much in class.

 

[smithy_2045]

During a talk about organisms, I left out a couple of crucial letters in the word and may have said orgasms.