Stupidist things youve heard people say
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Because breeding is really easy. Perhaps we should make GLados run logical reasoning tests on people before they are allowed.YingDerpington said:
What's so immature about quoting Jon Stewart? He didn't like the vice-presidential debate so he thought it would be more interesting if they competed in porn movie names. He called them Nailin' Palin and ridin' Biden.Res Plus said:
"A car can't make sound in a tunnel."
My brothers old girlfriend once said this and was so damn adament about it, DESPITE my bro driving her home and rolling the windows down when they drove through a tunnel. He even beeped the horn... she just got mad... it was kind of embarressing... and hilarious.
The reason she claimed to be an expert was that she worked in a garage for a few weeks.
My brothers old girlfriend once said this and was so damn adament about it, DESPITE my bro driving her home and rolling the windows down when they drove through a tunnel. He even beeped the horn... she just got mad... it was kind of embarressing... and hilarious.
The reason she claimed to be an expert was that she worked in a garage for a few weeks.
Back in elementary school, I believe it was 3rd grade, I overheard two girls discussing mathematics. The conversation basically boiled down to this statement "2 x 2 = 4 and 2 x 3 = 5. Math is soo easy!" Granted we were all young but they should have definitely been old enough to understand the difference between multiplication and addition especially since we had gone over this countless times in class. I remember the 8 year old me just sitting there for several minutes shaking my head in disbelief.
My girlfriend and I were eating at a restaurant, and we had vouchers for 20% off.
"It'll be cheaper if we pay separately," she says.
"Why?"
"If we pay together, it's only 20% off. But if we pay separately, we get 20% off each!"
I should mention she's a cancer research scientist, working at Oxford.
EDIT:
Thought of something more stupid. Some guy claimed that if you fall out of an aeroplane, you should grab hold of the ground when you hit it, because it's the bounce that kills you.
"It'll be cheaper if we pay separately," she says.
"Why?"
"If we pay together, it's only 20% off. But if we pay separately, we get 20% off each!"
I should mention she's a cancer research scientist, working at Oxford.
EDIT:
Thought of something more stupid. Some guy claimed that if you fall out of an aeroplane, you should grab hold of the ground when you hit it, because it's the bounce that kills you.
My friend had a collage lesson where he ended up rambling a bit and the American student in the class said "speak American please". We live in England, everybody laughed at him naturally.
"9/11 was orchestrated by the American Government."
-Many hundreds of conspiracy theorists.
Gahhhhh, FUCK OFF! Even if I cared enough about that subject, I'd still argue that it's not true.
-Many hundreds of conspiracy theorists.
Gahhhhh, FUCK OFF! Even if I cared enough about that subject, I'd still argue that it's not true.
"FULL METAL ALCHEMIST IS SUCH A WONDERFUL ANIME FULL OF BRIGHT COLOURS. NOBODY DIES AND I REALLY LIKE THAT MAE HUGHES GUY AND THAT LITTLE GIRL WITH HER DOG!"
this was someone's post on facebook. I'm serious.
Oh gods...oh dear gods I wish I could've been there for *those* episodes. You know the ones I mean.
this was someone's post on facebook. I'm serious.
Oh gods...oh dear gods I wish I could've been there for *those* episodes. You know the ones I mean.
In an Advanced Placement United States History class... "Where's canada?" also "Woah wait, JFK was shot?!". Same girl, same effect in that I nearly passed out every time she opened her damn mouth
Couple of years ago I was in the local supermarket with my 3yo daughter. We were at the deli and I had just finished explaining to my youngun to be careful of the glass where the roast chickens etc are, as it is very hot. Anyhoo, a little old lady with little old lady wrinkley legs and soforth is standing beside us. My little girl, bless her soul, walks up to the senior citizen, gently grabs her by the hand, and, full of concern, says "Excuse me lady, you might want to step back from the glass. I think your legs are melting." Thankfully, the sweet old thing got as much of a giggle from this as i did.
"America should ban guns"
Many people nowadays and I facepalm every single time. Hadn't heard something that stupid since my former boss said he didn't believe in dinosaurs.
Many people nowadays and I facepalm every single time. Hadn't heard something that stupid since my former boss said he didn't believe in dinosaurs.
That reminds me of this:IamQ said:
OT: My brother says a lot of dumb things. I'd rather not list them right now as he is currently in the room with me.
>_>....<_<
My ex-girlfriend, while we were watching Pocahontas: "Why doesn't Pocahontas have a dot on her forehead?"
Me: "What do you mean, why would she?"
Her: "She's an Indian, right? Don't Indian chicks put dots on their foreheads?"
...yeah.
Me: "What do you mean, why would she?"
Her: "She's an Indian, right? Don't Indian chicks put dots on their foreheads?"
...yeah.