Stupidly Named Products

[rottenbutter]

Story Time:
A few ago minutes I walked down stairs to make my lunch. While my food was microwaving I noticed an orange spray bottle on the counter. I casually glanced at the label to see what it was, then I quickly looked again in shock. In large letters were the words: "LA'S TOTALY AWESOME ORANGE" (it was some cleaning product) Now that had to be the single stupidest product name I had ever heard. But then I got to thinking, there had to far worse names out there, and what better way to find them then to ask the Internet?

So now, I pose this question to my fellow Escapists, Escapees, and Escapians:

What are some of the stupidest product names you have ever heard?

(PS: If this thread has been done before, feel free to Deja-Nazi the hell out of it.)

 

[Soul137]

bengay

 

[alwaysrockon]

most possibly the nintendo wii. or perhaps many of the other million products that happen to float around on the sea of infomercials.

 

[Spudgun Man]

Malt Crunchies

The cheapo version of shreddies, taste exactly the same if not better but the name is just awful.

 

[Chinchama]

Bawls. How does that not want to make you kill whoever even thinks that sounds good?

Some nice frosted Bawls in my mouth, nothing better than that! Seriously though, that stuff is delicious.

 

[Billybarbara]

its a three letter word begins with w ends in i and has an i in the middle.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

http://www.asseenontv.com/

Anything you see here.

 

[ae86gamer]

Bawls. How does that not want to make you kill whoever even thinks that sounds good?

Some nice frosted Bawls in my mouth, nothing better than that! Seriously though, that stuff is delicious.

it is delicious.