Style + Kills = ...?

[SamFancyPants252]

okay, so in any circumstance (war, assassinations, mafia battles etc) you need to have an outfit. For example, ninjas have their ninja suits, soldiers have their military outfits, Francis has his biker wear...the list goes on.
So if your country went to war and you were in your basement hiding from soldiers, and you emerged 10 hours later in your closet, what would you do/where would you go/what would your goals be? And for whichever goals or objectives you have, what would your outfit be?

Personally I'd put on my lightest black clothing plus gloves, go outside and take out one soldier, take his gun, then go to my mate's house stealthily to see if he's still free.

what yould you do?

 

[BillyShakes]

I was totally hoping the answer to the equation would be "Free Pie."

 

[Cherry Cola]

I actually have samurai-clothes in my closet (I used to train Iaido) so I would probably go Yojimbo on my enemies.

 

[AquaAscension]

Can one be ninja'd by a Samurai? (Referencing the above HUBILUB post.)

 

[HT_Black]

I would wear what I always do-- My sleep pants and bathrobe.

I'll see you on the other end of the apocalypse.

 

[dududf]

I'd wear black jogging pants, belted up. Black long sleeve shirt, I'd then go to my fathers gun collection (pistols, to shotguns, to revolvers, to sniper rifles, a single silencer for a 9mm pistol to assault rifles (sadly forced to semi automatic to follow some gun rule))I'd grab the pistol and the silencer. and a bunch of large bolts. and of course put the muffler on the 9 mm pistol to muffle the sound a bit.

Then I'd find a soldier alone. (preferably in the washroom) if he needs distracting, I'll toss a bolt down a hallway and then introduce the pistol to his ear and pow. I've been practicing for years (no seriously I have. It's a fun pass time) to be silent when I walk quickly. He won't see it coming.

From there I'd steal his grenades, flash bangs what ever. I'd also take his helmet, trust me that thing be nifty.

From there on I'd escape, me being in the woods and such. I have a fort I built last year about a kilometre into the wood, it's essentially a big hole in the ground with wood sides and a top covered with soil that I glued on, including leaves. I'd stay in there for 2 days pissing and shitting in the helmet and then come out at night to check if the coast is clear.

In the hole I have candles, matches, flashlights and 8 books, and canned food with forks (and of course a can opener) in a plastic bag, that is in a metal box, that is AGAIN in a plastic bag.


Anyways, once the coast is clear I'd go home and post on the Escapist detailing what happened, only to be labled a troll and an idiot. With pics or not.

And that's what I'd do.

 

[Omikron009]

I would probably go out to the army and navy surplus store and swipe an old helmet, a gas mask, and maybe some boots and an ammo bandolier, then, kitted out in my awesome post-apocalyptic survivor outfit, I would go play video games, or maybe post on the escapist.