Suicide pills

[MasTerHacK]

If you are suicidal, no offence but I don't want to hear it cos I don't know you and honestly don't really care.

Really?! I think you just caused at least two dozen suicides have been committed with that sentence alone...

If thats the case, then those people had problems way before I posted this. Also your post is a massive exaggeration if you think a comment like that has that sort of power. Maybe it does to you? I don't know.

It was just to ward off the emo types who see the word "suicide" and feel the need to tell us how much they hate the world. I was just being honest and saying that I don't care cos anyone truly suicidal would probably not be posting about it. These types are attention grabbers and I don't like them.

I probably should've placed an LOL after that, cause I wasn't really serious... Attention grabbers ARE a problem, I don't like them either, nor do I like emos... If you disagree I REALLY don't give a fuck.

 

[Regular Guy]

Only if I had a good reason to do so:

Get a shotgun with two barrels, load with magnum slugs. Pull both triggers simultaneously with the barrel pointed into my mouth, angled up into the brainstem.