Summarise a Website!

[Circusfreak]

isitchristmas.com

No.

 

[The_Blue_Rider]

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I don't hate the kid, I hate the fact that he posts about pedophilia in most of the posts I see.

Calm down bro, if he likes loli it doesnt actually make him a Paedophile, just let him do his thing, its not harming anyone

Except that he's a self-confessed pedophile. This isn't me drawing conclusions, this is him explicitly (oh so explicitly) stating it.

To all: Don't mistake this for me saying he isn't welcome here. It's just that, in my view, much of his post content isn't. It's not that I'm profoundly upset by his posts. I just don't think the Escapist needs a self-confessed (and by all evidence, proud) pedophile loudly talking about how he likes to look at animated children.

If that doesn't disturb you to some degree, I must admit, I'm a little concerned for you.

Wait is he actually like an honest to god attracted to real children Pedophile? Or someone who just really likes loli?

 

[Angerwing]

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I don't hate the kid, I hate the fact that he posts about pedophilia in most of the posts I see.

Calm down bro, if he likes loli it doesnt actually make him a Paedophile, just let him do his thing, its not harming anyone

Except that he's a self-confessed pedophile. This isn't me drawing conclusions, this is him explicitly (oh so explicitly) stating it.

To all: Don't mistake this for me saying he isn't welcome here. It's just that, in my view, much of his post content isn't. It's not that I'm profoundly upset by his posts. I just don't think the Escapist needs a self-confessed (and by all evidence, proud) pedophile loudly talking about how he likes to look at animated children.

If that doesn't disturb you to some degree, I must admit, I'm a little concerned for you.

Wait is he actually like an honest to god attracted to real children Pedophile? Or someone who just really likes loli?

Go through his post history. I'm not making summaries here. He has admitted quite often that he's a pedophile, using that very word.

 

[Andy of Comix Inc]

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I don't hate the kid, I hate the fact that he posts about pedophilia in most of the posts I see.

Eh, I don't like the kid.

Don't mistake this for me saying he isn't welcome here. It's just that, in my view, much of his post content isn't. It's not that I'm profoundly upset by his posts. I just don't think the Escapist needs a self-confessed (and by all evidence, proud) pedophile loudly talking about how he likes to look at animated children.

If that doesn't disturb you to some degree, I must admit, I'm a little concerned for you.

He seems to be an honestly nice guy, without a shred of hatred in his voice whatsoever. He seems somewhat disjointed from his passion, too, he very much knows he's doing what he's doing and his life is very separate from it, or so it appears.

But yeah, he does disturb me. Very much so. I just think he's a nice guy and he does sort of deserve better than to be caught out in the cold like you did to him.

(also i like to look at animated people... not children but characters... I guess that makes me disturbed too, right? wait no I know I'm disturbed)

(also keep in mind the internet is a great place to be yourself. He's probably not doing it consciously, it's just who he is. I'm a masochist and I often post from the perspective of myself being below someone - that's just how I act, it's not a thing I do "on purpose," per se.)

 

[Leg End]

4chan:

Dicks, dicks everywhere.

Lolibooru:

Lolis, Lolis everywhere. In compromising positions.

99chan:

SUPERIOR.

TV Tropes:

JUST... ONE... MORE... PAGE...

I can go on forever, but Lolibooru is waiting for me along with 99chan. Then, adding examples to TV Tropes.

For god's sake. We get that you're a pedophile. If you want the acceptance you claim to deserve so much, stop mentioning pedophilia or loli in half your bloody posts. It's wrong, disgusting, and you know it sickens people. It's kind of pathetic to define your life with one aspect of your personality, and ever more sickening that you've decided to base yourself around a sexual attraction to young children.

Seriously, I know I'm not the only one here who's sick to death of your fucked up obsession.

Bro, I didn't even mention it. The sites I described are all open in another tab so I though I might as well describe those. I mention Loli in the sense I use it to replace certain words, like God. Specifically, because of my religious beliefs, I don't like saying God so I choose something else, in this case, Loli.

I define my life with no real aspects, I am just... random. But, we do not have a "describe yourself with random shit" board, so... yeah.

Think what you want, hate me as you want, just keep it in a PM directly to me. That way, no thread derails.

Now, can we drop the subject before The Escapist Behemoth wakes up for a snack?

EDIT: Hell, I have many more sites open in other tabs, would you like me to describe those?

GameSpot:

Trolls Trolling Trolls Trolling Trolls

GameFaqs:

Trollolololololololololo.

Amazon:

OH MY LOLI, AFRO SAMURAI ON SALE. WITH CARDCAPTOR SAKURA CDS IN STOCK. (O_O)

Steampowered:

EVERYTHING IS ON SALE!!! DEUS EX FOR 10 BUCKS!

Wal-Mart:

CAPITALISM, IT IS SO EVIL, BUT METAL GEAR SOLID: THE ESSENTIAL COLLECTION FOR 20 BUCKS!!!

FUNimation

When the FUCK are they going to license Cardcaptor Sakura?!? D:

Will add more as I rest my hands...

 

[The_Blue_Rider]

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I don't hate the kid, I hate the fact that he posts about pedophilia in most of the posts I see.

Calm down bro, if he likes loli it doesnt actually make him a Paedophile, just let him do his thing, its not harming anyone

Except that he's a self-confessed pedophile. This isn't me drawing conclusions, this is him explicitly (oh so explicitly) stating it.

To all: Don't mistake this for me saying he isn't welcome here. It's just that, in my view, much of his post content isn't. It's not that I'm profoundly upset by his posts. I just don't think the Escapist needs a self-confessed (and by all evidence, proud) pedophile loudly talking about how he likes to look at animated children.

If that doesn't disturb you to some degree, I must admit, I'm a little concerned for you.

Wait is he actually like an honest to god attracted to real children Pedophile? Or someone who just really likes loli?

Go through his post history. I'm not making summaries here. He has admitted quite often that he's a pedophile, using that very word.

Oh well i suppose thats a different story then, still it doesnt really matter to me too much, as long as he isnt actually molesting children then I really dont care what he's attracted to, I have no problem with pedophiles, however i do have a problem with pedophiles who act on their attractions

 

[Andy of Comix Inc]

The Escapist Forums

Threads derailed at the drop of a hat!; if you love sporadic arguments appearing from out of the netherrealms of the ether to ruin your otherwise wonderful evening, this is the message board for you!!

 

[Archemetis]

See also: this... See also: that... See Also: Those... See also: These... See also: them...

Wikipedia

 

[Leg End]

The Escapist Forums

Threads derailed at the drop of a hat!; if you love sporadic arguments appearing from out of the netherrealms of the ether to ruin your otherwise wonderful evening, this is the message board for you!!

It's awesome because it's(sadly) true! XD

 

[The_Blue_Rider]

The Escapist Forums

Threads derailed at the drop of a hat!; if you love sporadic arguments appearing from out of the netherrealms of the ether to ruin your otherwise wonderful evening, this is the message board for you!!

I'd give you a cookie but i dont feel like going on to google images,

soooo, IMAGINARY COOKIE

 

[Leg End]

The Escapist Forums

Threads derailed at the drop of a hat!; if you love sporadic arguments appearing from out of the netherrealms of the ether to ruin your otherwise wonderful evening, this is the message board for you!!

I'd give you a cookie but i dont feel like going on to google images,

soooo, IMAGINARY COOKIE

There you go.

 

[The_Blue_Rider]

The Escapist Forums

Threads derailed at the drop of a hat!; if you love sporadic arguments appearing from out of the netherrealms of the ether to ruin your otherwise wonderful evening, this is the message board for you!!

I'd give you a cookie but i dont feel like going on to google images,

soooo, IMAGINARY COOKIE

There you go.

Thank you kind cookie person sir

 

[Leg End]

The Escapist Forums

Threads derailed at the drop of a hat!; if you love sporadic arguments appearing from out of the netherrealms of the ether to ruin your otherwise wonderful evening, this is the message board for you!!

I'd give you a cookie but i dont feel like going on to google images,

soooo, IMAGINARY COOKIE

There you go.

Thank you kind cookie person sir

Anytime Comrade.

OT: Pizza Hut:

I'm broke but the pizzas are all DERICIOUS.

 

[Andy of Comix Inc]

There you go.

I JUST WANTED ONE!! ;-;

 

[Leg End]

There you go.

I JUST WANTED ONE!! ;-;

TOO BAD, YOU GET MANY AND YOU WILL RIKE EET.

 

[Marik Bentusi]

thumbs up if justinz beiber craetd 56 faek accounts11

(take a guess)

 

[Andy of Comix Inc]

]TOO BAD, YOU GET MANY AND YOU WILL RIKE EET.[/b]

...oh, you're right, I totally will.

 

[Nexoram]

Lets see.
Cracked: Well I've only got 14 tabs open so another can't make a difference.
Wikipedia: Savior of homework procrastinators.

 

[[.redacted]]

TV Tropes:

JUST... ONE... MORE... PAGE...

So many hours.

It hurts but I feel more complete.

[sub]you realise that just mentioning it lost me another 30 minutes before I completed this post...[/sub]

 

[Zeema]

The Escapist: Doesn't Provide Escape Routes