Summarize a Game in One Sentence.

[RedDeadFred]

Guest to party goes into nice party house to secretively murder other guests looking for treasure.

Hint. "Now who might you be?"
"I'm an assassin hired to kill you."
"Ha ha ha, you're a funny one."

 

[RedDeadFred]

ANGST ANGST turn based combat ANGST ANGST pretty visuals ANGST ANGST spiky hair ANGST ANGST

Final Fantasy?

 

[Nostalgia Ripoff]

sadistic animal rights offender captures creatures in the wild and then forces them to fight each other for everyone's entertainment. Somewhere, some kid is going into an seizure watching the fight.

That wouldn't be Whiplash would it?

An animal who has to assemble a team of other animals to break into a vault.

Spoiler

Sly 3: Honor Among Thieves

Edit: DISREGARD THAT I DON'T READ BEFORE I POST.

 

[Arachon]

The voice actors are rocks with a severe case of laryngitis.

Spoiler

Gears of War

Hahaha, pure genius!

Here, I've got one,
Hairy magical woman kils baby faced golems, triggering nerdgasms facepalms.

Spoiler

Bayonetta

There, fixed.

As for mine:

War criminals violate a treaty regarding methods of transportation.

Spoiler

Homeworld

 

[BiscuitTrouser]

Guest to party goes into nice party house to secretively murder other guests looking for treasure.

Hint. "Now who might you be?"
"I'm an assassin hired to kill you."
"Ha ha ha, you're a funny one."

Oblivion dark brother hood. Easy as pie, i didnt need the hint.

Space ship repair man finds problem much larger than expected, deals with marital problems and friction between former co workers.

Spoiler

Deadspace

 

[starbob84]

Halo?

 

[MrSaber]

A government agent has to save the daughter of an important person from a crazy cult in Europe

Resident Evil 4?

Yes Sir!

 

[Jezzascmezza]

Annoying accents and many explosions.

 

[starbob84]

fat players pretend to be slim characters seducing other fat players pretending to be slim characters.

Internet forums and dating sites.

 

[LWS666]

accrobat destroys small island nation.

 

[Baron_Rouge]

Man with biceps the size of tree trunks shoots diseased poor people for a living and is hailed as a hero.

 

[MrSaber]

An epic Quest for revenge interrupted only by a family members stupidity and constant need to hang out

 

[LWS666]

An epic Quest for revenge interrupted only by a family members stupidity and constant need to hang out

GTA IV.

 

[Pegghead]

Left 4 dead: Shit, fuck, TANK, get in the corner, bang, boom, PILLS!

 

[MrSaber]

Man with biceps the size of tree trunks shoots diseased poor people for a living and is hailed as a hero.

Resident evil 5?

 

[Evilsanta]

The voice actors are rocks with a severe case of laryngitis.

Spoiler

Gears of War

Hahaha, pure genius!

Here, I've got one,
Hairy magical woman kils baby faced golems, triggering nerdgasms.

Spoiler

Bayonetta

That totally describes Bayonetta.

Not so bald space marine(?)gets resurected by an evil corporation to fight humanity enemy and to get some space booty.

 

[jultub]

I think, therefore I lose.

 

[Glamorgan]

Splosh-tage.

Whoever gets this one, will get a cookie.

And...

Never going to come out

That one, is very easy.

 

[Baron_Rouge]

Man with biceps the size of tree trunks shoots diseased poor people for a living and is hailed as a hero.

Resident evil 5?

We have a winner!

 

[Kraiiit]

Washington is attacked by Russians, then nuked, while Pvt. Ramirez follows orders and defends a fast food outlet.