Summarize a Game in One Sentence.

[MiracleOfSound]

Far Cry 2:

'Hey - I just killed those guys 5 minutes ago'

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Heres a couple

Stuffed Animal Murder Simulator

and

Russian guy runs around in subway systems

Your Avatar completely gives away the first one and Metro 2033.

 

[Talon_Skywarp]

How do you do those boxes? I ain't a clue

Anyway...

A man who has roid rage (and must likely beat his family while drinking Stella and watching Rambo) finally snaps and enters a fantasy world where everything is out to get him.

 

[blankedboy]

Morrowind: You spell it with a capital WIN.

I had a hard time starting Morrowind out, here's how it went the first time.

Morrowind: Got off a boat, walked a little, and got killed by a mutant leech.

That's because your green bar at the bottom was black.

Gotta have Fatigue. Tired people can't hit mutant leeches.

That being said, I kinda agree with you on Morrowind being a slow starter the first time. I can expect that no-one who did particularly well kept using their first character beyond about level 10.

 

[Ascarus]

Anti-hero mass murderer with SERIOUS daddy issues.

Edit (added): Shouldn't be hard, but ..

Spoiler

God of War series

 

[Zealous]

Aliens find space ring, green guy blows it up.

Spoiler

Halo (Combat Evolved).

 

[noble cookie]

Crackdown 1.

Spoiler

Crackdown 2, no flame intended.

 

[mdk31]

Overhyped rehash of old material.

Modern Warfare 2?

We have a winner!

 

[MadeinHell]

Not D&D but still a fun computer RPG.

Spoiler

Drakensang: The Dark Eye.

The most epic flag planting ever! (Also in black and white, German translated)

I'm giving A LOT of hints...

Minesweeper?

 

[Eggsnham]

Saints Row 2: This game is fucking crazy.
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Red Faction Guerrilla: "For all who have ever fantasized about becoming part of a demolition crew."
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FarCry 2: "Welcome to Africa, try not to get your head blown off by the thousands of angry local militia."
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Battlefield Bad Company 2: "Bushwookies welcome."
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CoD: Modern Warfare 2: "Enjoy your headache and high blood pressure."
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Oblivion: "We don't want your soul, we just want your life!"
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Dante's Inferno: "Welcome to hell, try not to fuck shit up."
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Dead Space: "We don't know what's going on either."
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Fallout 3: "*Boom* *Splatter* *Repeat* *Mindgasm*"
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Rainbow Six Vegas 2: "Fuck tactical, be tacticool, wear sunglasses and sixteen inches of body armor today!"
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And, that's all I got for now.

 

[Wintermoot]

you,re a scientist researching aliens with a crowbar

 

[mdk31]

you,re a scientist researching aliens with a crowbar

Half Life.

 

[Wayneguard]

We require more minerals.

 

[Wayneguard]

We require more minerals.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Dude, instead of putting the title in the front, just say the sentence and let the others GUESS what it is. It's more fun. And that's what happened with the 'describe a movie in one sentence' in the Off-Topic forums.

anyway: Lightsaber turn based combat

Is that KotOR?

This RTS makes you hate or love priests. WOLOLOOOO

Age of Empires (1) right?

Yup! Best unit in the game!

 

[DementedSheep]

We require more minerals.

Starcraft?

 

[Terminate421]

Pokemon: Gotta Catch em All!

Halo: One final effort is all it takes.

Fallout 3: VATS is the ultimate weapon, no matter what.

 

[Wayneguard]

We require more minerals.

Starcraft?

WRONG!!!!!!111#$%fd@#BBQ IT WAS STARCRAFT 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nah i'm just fuckin with you its starcraft.

 

[Continuity]

Space marines are here!

 

[Nedoras]

A game that it's title might as well be "One Billion Damage: The Video Game"