Summing up a game in a sentence

[HT_Black]

-Snop!... No wait.-
...How were those?

Assassin's Creed? Long campaign? I did it (plus all the view points and citizen saves in cities) in a day. Long cutscenes, yes.

Morrowind (or other Elder Scrolls, I guess): "Wait, there're story missions too?"

I take it you forgot the mandatory 11+ hours of aimless faffing about?

 

[AvsJoe]

Culdecept Saga: An excellent difficult card game with a piss-poor story and unlikeable characters.

That's the best I can come up with for that game at least.

 

[tyriso]

fifa same as last year but a bit better
pes same as last year but a bit better

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

Become a bloodthirsty serial killer without a conscience, legally - Prototype

 

[DazZ.]

Shoot ducks. (Duck Hunt)

Shoot nazis. (Wolf3d)

Shoot creatures. (Doom)

Shoot, or don't, Robots/People/Aliens. (Dues Ex)

Shoot, robots/people/aliens. (Dues Ex: IW)

Shoot zombies. (L4D)

Can't remember where I was going with this...

 

[HardRockSamurai]

"GAAAAHHHH!!!!"

- Daikatana

 

[blackfrancis567]

Press buttons and things happen

Every game made

 

[Dorian]

"If you get to the end, there will be cake."

~Portal~

"Be evil, Dark One."
~Overlord~

"SHOOT TEH ZOMBEHS!"
~Left 4 Dead~

"Insert disc, hold B, remove disc."
~Fable II~

 

[Adam]

Can't tell if that's a guy or a girl? You know it's a goodj rpg then.

Pretty much every JRPG I own

 

[dreadedcandiru99]

"Hooray for fanservice!" --Final Fantasy X-2

 

[kilativ15]

"Hooray for fanservice!" --Final Fantasy X-2

''Hooray for fan service''-FF Dissidea
(although the game itself was pretty awesome)

 

[Joshimodo]

"Is it possible to be any more bored?"

Call of Duty 4/World at War multiplayer.

"Leather, tits and gore should be heaven, but instead, it's tedious."

Ninja Gaiden, Ninja Gaiden 2.

"Wow, we finally have proof that graphics don't make up for gameplay!"

Crysis, Crysis: Warhead, Killzone 2.

"Wow, we finally have proof that graphics and gameplay=Awesome!"

Uncharted 2.

"Right, it's 2am, I need to get up for work in the morn-Hey, what do you mean it's 2pm?"

Fallout 3.

 

[Drakmeire]

Better than sex- Legend of Zelda:Ocarina of time.

lonely anime nerd gets a lightsaber and kills everyone-No More Heroes.

Dracula is back, kill him- Castlevania.

I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!!!!!-Superman 64.

 

[Iron Mal]

The Devil is a loser and he's my ***** (Doom series).

It's a good thing I have wave upon wave of men ready for the slaughter (Command and Conquer series).

[Incoherant snarling and grunting] (Gears of War)

Boobs! Titties! Melons! Jubblies! Fun bags! Mammeries! Knockers! (Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Vollyball)

 

[Origin Of Resistance]

"I wish I was this good on a real guitar..."

Guitar Hero "/

 

[Saologan]

Dammit where did I tell Fawkes to wait?-Fallout 3
Sit down....please-Resident Evil 4

 

[Textbook Bobcat]

Every game: "That game save has a 90% chance of losing all worth when the next generation rolls in, no matter how long you spent cutting grass to get the ultra rare, diamond turtle face necklace"

 

[Grayjack]

The same thing with updated stats. ~ Every Sports game ever.

 

[saejox]

Press X not to die - Fahrenheit

Shake controller not to die - Heavy Rain


Still Love 'em

 

[Sassafrass]

This will take a while to 100% complete.

Final Fantasy X.