Super Longevity Happens!

[shadowstriker86]

suppose a midget farted in a nuclear power plant and it exploded, sending a shockwave around the world, changing everyone so that instead of close to living to 100 years, we now live close to 1000 years, ages 1-10 works the same, 11-20 is now 11-200, in other words you're stuck as a teenager for 189 years, 200-400 is like 20-40's and so on. How would this affect you? How would this affect the world?

 

[lolelemental]

suppose a midget farted in a nuclear power plant and it exploded, sending a shockwave around the world, changing everyone so that instead of close to living to 100 years, we now live close to 1000 years, ages 1-10 works the same, 11-20 is now 11-200, in other words you're stuck as a teenager for 189 years, 200-400 is like 20-40's and so on. How would this affect you? How would this affect the world?

God yes!! Make it happen people!

I think it would lead to a whole lot of babies, eventual overcrowding of the Earth, lack of resources. But if we only gave to to select people I think it would be a fantastic thing. I know I'd love to be a teenager for close to 200 years.

 

[TeeBs]

If the school system worked the same and I got out of school when I was 11 1/2 I would love it, but for the sake of the earth lets just say every 1/1000 babys will be born, simply because the earth would be over populated.

being in school for 16+ years would suck.

 

[Palademon]

Make it so, number 1.

 

[Canid117]

How about 1 to 18 is normal and then with the change?

 

[Exia91]

More time to have sex

Yes I would like that. I believe life is too short for all the things I want to do. More time is appreciated!

 

[Sieggy]

Overpopulation, not to mention the fallout that would happen from that degree of nuclear radiation.

 

[mindlesspuppet]

Overpopulation, not to mention the fallout that would happen from that degree of nuclear radiation.

It's good radiation damnit, don't ruin everyone's fun.

*ahem*

One things for certain, if such a thing did happen it would make age of consent a strange issue.

 

[viranimus]

Yeah.. thats a horrible idea. Ive already got too many assholes Im waiting on to kick off, Make me have to wait 800 years before I can dance on their graves?!?! No thank you.