"Hi kids!"
"Hi Uncle Nintendo!"
"Did you like Super Mario Maker?"
"Sure did Uncle Nintendo, it was a good game."
"Good?"
"Well it was very limited compared to what you actually use to make Mario levels and-"
"Well, who cares what you think, because some mad people though it was one of the best games of last year."
"Okay, I don't see-"
"So because some people liked it, and because the Wii U is selling like a spunk cake full of spiders, we're bringing it out on the 3DS"
"Ooh, that sounds good. We'll be able to design and play all those player-generated levels on the go and millions more people can join in."
"Well actually, this version will remove online level sharing and replace with that Streetpass feature that no-one uses. Not only that, but we'll only let you play our own boring levels and a list of random user-made levels from the Wii U version that will most likely be novelty levels."
"Doesn't that remove the main reason to play the game?"
"Why are asking so many questions? Stop asking questions and say 'Thank you Uncle Nintendo'."
"Thank you Uncle Nintendo."
"Now kids, we all know there's more than one way of showing your gratitude."
*ZIP*
