Super powers, again, but with strange side effects!

[The_Healer]

Super-strength but the complete inability to reduce the amount of strength you use.
Eg. Your muscles only have 2 settings: on or off

Could be disastrous... or just extremely funny.

Oh lord this, imagine trying to open a difficult jar of vegemite! Hahahahaha, you made my night.

Didn't think of that one... he he he

Was mainly thinking of picking up things (such as glasses) and spontaneously breaking them. Also, imagine the squeezy sauce bottle.

 

[ThePostalGamer]

The ability to see in the dark, but the catch is that it only works in well-lit areas.

 

[CounterAttack]

Mr. Alarm - I can emit a screech like an alarm clock to incapacitate opponents, wake people up, or just annoy the hell out of them, but every sentence I speak is a palindrome as a result.

"Mr. Alarm. Mr. Alan Alarm."

 

[Dogstile]

You can speak every language. But only while talking to a person who has a crisp English accent.

 

[Dusty Donuts]

The ability to USE THE SEARCH bar, but at the risk of sounding repeated.

Mr. Alarm - I can emit a screech like an alarm clock to incapacitate opponents, wake people up, or just annoy the hell out of them, but every sentence I speak is a palindrome as a result.

"Mr. Alarm. Mr. Alan Alarm."

You did this in the other thread, damn it.
And, and plus, your palindrome is wrong.
Read backwards it says "Mr Alan. Alarm Alarm"

 

[Little Duck]

The ability to get any woman you want but always prematurely ejeaculate when you do.

 

[Brad Shepard]

i would have the power of fire, but only while wet.

 

[BlindMessiah94]

The power to make anyone happy but yourself.

Did I get too deep there?

Sorry I'm sick and my brain not work good.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Immortality (as in unable to die, unable to get killed, unable to lose limbs or get handicaps and ethernal youth), but after every day of being awake, you have to sleep for 10000 years.

 

[Abedeus]

Radioactivity.

But it would only work by giving people brain cancers.

 

[knight steel]

The power to kill any one i look at,but i must be hoping on one leg first.

 

[Layz92]

You have the ability to do anything, but someone on the opposite team gets the power to do the exact same thing at a time of their choosing in their own favour.

Edit: No wait that is the Nightwatch system... coolest books around you must read them. (Note: read, not watch though the movies were still good)

 

[wax88]

The ability to get any woman you want but always prematurely ejeaculate when you do.

"jizz in my pants" anyone?
lolz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY

 

[Paksenarrion]

the ability to travel through time, but to do that i have to be bald and i have to say the same (magical) sentence every time i want to do it

Would that sentence be, *shirt tug* "Make it so."?

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

the ability to travel through time, but to do that i have to be bald and i have to say the same (magical) sentence every time i want to do it

Would that sentence be, *shirt tug* "Make it so."?

no, the sentence is "Time to split!"

 

[Stillve]

Creating sea slugs out of paper of any size, but having to use body moisture (i.e. poof slug, equivalent of a glass of water just evaporated from your body) to do that and absorbing soundwaves at random when doing so. Not very good for your health you might guess.

 

[Joshroom]

The ability to run really, really fast - like the Flash fast - but each time you use it you shorten your life expectancy.
Got the idea from Breath of Fire 4. Lord that game was frustrating.

 

[Nocta-Aeterna]

Important note: I am not the one who though this up!
Empowered has some kind of outfit that gives her all the stock superpowers, but with some nasty underhanded conditions: the suit only works when worn without clothing over or under it (and of course it's oily/silky and formfitting to the extreme) and the power it gives is in quadratic porportion to it's status (more damage = far less power). Que the fanservice...