Super Society

[Jeronus]

I want to put a spin on a repeat thread, namely the "Pick a superpower" thread. I want all Escapists to take their superpower of choice and give it to everyone else in the world. Yes, I want you to share your power with everyone! Then I want you to describe how it would change the world if everyone woke up tomorrow and had your favorite superpower.

 

[cambodiancam]

Sounds dull .

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

Mine would be bad. Teleportation and summoning swords. Take out the swords and we won't need cars. It'll just suck when people start tele-gibbing each other or teleport into solid objects.

 

[Jedoro]

Well, with my *ideal* superpower, we'd all be able to do anything, really. It's a pretty long description, one I'm too lazy to type up.

 

[Jeronus]

I will start with my favorite superpower, super intelligence. There would no longer be a National Tea Party protest.

 

[Sassafrass]

My superpower would be to turn invisible. It would change the world by making everyone unable to find each other and would possibly lead to the destruction of civilization as we know it.

 

[Pilot Bush]

America, the only superpower the world needs

 

[Twilight_guy]

You mean giving everyone the power of imagination?
There would be perfect harmony and peace for several minutes, and then violent and unending blood massacre for 20 years, then more peace and finally another massacre.

 

[Smokepuddle]

My super power would be ... to summon food... which would make my society the fattest ever.

 

[traceur_]

Well I'd give everyone super speed and agility. That way all these idiots can actually get shit done and we'd have no more fucking cars, I hate cars.

 

[Timotei]

My favorite power would be passive regeneartion. The only problem with that is that people would live longer and wouldn't be killed by anything short of having their head crushed.

 

[Kollega]

I'd give everyone the superpower of morality. That way even walking buckets of pure evil,such as MaxTheReaper,would be forced to think about the good of others. Tee hee hee.

Well I'd give everyone super speed and agility. That way all these idiots can actually get shit done and we'd have no more fucking cars, I hate cars.

I see where that comes from.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

I would give everyone the power of SPIDER SNOT! Sweeet...

 

[Bat Vader]

America, the only superpower the world needs

I don't think he meant that type of superpower.

I would make everyone develop a Russian accent for my superpower.