Super Villain Plot Game

[PsychicTaco115]

Diamonds are great for cutting...

A pencil

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Blinding people is always fun...

A pet hamster

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

@Tizzy: I know what a fleshlight is (unfortunately)
and I still believe it can be used to blind people (if in a different way)

A flashdrive

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Spread a crippling virus to ALL the government servers!

A CD-Rom

 

[Scarim Coral]

It contain all every ginle secrets like the codes to launch a nuclear missle!

A taco.

 

[karcentric]

I'm smear that stuff all over the stairs of the world leaders.

A pair of nail scissors.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Anything sharp to the eye is bound to be lethal

An Iphone 5

 

[ElecLeo]

I need something to control the stock market with.

A candle.

 

[Scarim Coral]

It will allow me to carry on with my world domination operation during a blackout!

A piece of cardboard.

 

[MortifiedPenguin]

Where else would I get the materials to jury rig some weapons of mass destruction?

A mechanical pencil

 

[karcentric]

I'll distract people with it while I pickpocket them

A Lamborghini Diablo

 

[MortifiedPenguin]

While people are busy admiring it, I'll run them over with a humvee!

Popcorn

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I'll pop it on people's chests until they die of annoyance!

A mitten

 

[Shinsei-J]

SARS mittens for all of the 3rd world!

A coin.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

I'll give them all my "two cents".

A cheesy money pun.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I will annoyed the entire world with it (seriously those things are annoying)!!!

A toothpick

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

When strategically placed, you can kill someone with a toothpick.

A smoothie.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Being drowned in ice, milk and fruit is never a fun experience...

Headphones

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Inner ear headphones are proven to hurt hearing.

A ruler

 

[Euryalus]

I will zap it with an anti-shrink ray and wrap the entire planet in it... thus increasing the rate of Global Warming!

a quarter