Super Villain Plot Game

[username sucks]

I will use it to hire my army! Preferably an army full of people who can't count!

Iced tea

 

[Scarim Coral]

This iced tea is the best god danm ice tea there is that everyone want it so I'm robbing them all of their money!

A stapler

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Staple their feet to the ground and have them starve to death!

A calculator

 

[karcentric]

I'll make up elaborate sums and convince people that's how much they owe me.

Some old socks.

 

[username sucks]

Put them in the washer! The machine will try so hard to clean them that it will explode with the force of a nuke.

A ceiling fan

 

[username sucks]

I will explain in detail why it does not exist, making the brains of all people who think they got swag explode.

A game disk

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

I will sharpen the edges and use it as a weapon.

A bag of Doritos

 

[username sucks]

I will put it on people's heads so they can't see the crimes I commit!

A lightbulb

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

I will hang it above people's heads and give them false ideas.

A DS

 

[username sucks]

I will use it to keep the morale of my evil army (which I bought for a quarter)high!

A boombox

 

[Scarim Coral]

I will struck around the globe while playing it loud which will annoying everyone to the point they will submit to my will!!!

A jar of pickles.

 

[username sucks]

Can't be leaving fingerprints on the bank vault door.

A gluestick

 

[username sucks]

Eat them all, then jump in a pool. The splash will drown the world!

An air purifier.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I will purifer the entire air that they have to thank me by given their leadership to me!!

A balloon.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Static shocking you to death sounds fun!

A chip clip

 

[MrCollins]

A Chip clip which shall be used to dry my super villain costume on Wednesday (everyone needs some time off).

A Law textbook

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

I'll trap everyone in a room and bore them to death by reading it.

Macaroni and Cheese

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Force feeding a vegan is never as fun without macaroni and cheese!

A bowl

 

[username sucks]

Put it on people's heads and... Give them bowl haircuts! MWAHAHHAAHA!

Sunglasses.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

They somewhat protect my eyes from the various explosions occuring

A fruit basket