Super Villain Plot Game

[PsychicTaco115]

I need something to keep the fingerprints off!

A broken CD

 

[username sucks]

Put it back together in a different way so it can secretly give subliminal messages.

A blanket

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

BRING ME THE SYPHILLIS!

A sugar cube.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Force feed it to a diabetic

Sunglasses

 

[Euryalus]

The sunglasses give you eye herpes, taking out my sole rival to conquering the world!

Eyelash wishing

 

[PsychicTaco115]

An old folk legend shall make me powerful!

A giant bagel

 

[Scarim Coral]

I will roll it where ever I go, squishing people who can caught in my path!

A glow stick.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Poisonous if swallowed... or force fed <.<

A pair of swim goggles

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Make the floor of the white house SLIGHTLY WET, insuring the first lady slips and SPRAINS AN ANKLE!

A bad joke.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

It's so bad, the person hearing it will kill themselves and save me the trouble!

A library card

 

[Viking Incognito]

I will make the ultimate library card that allows me to checkout every book in America, and then...I WILL KEEP THEM ALL OVERDUE!!!!

The Escapist.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

NO MORE FREE TIME FOR ANYONE... Ooh! My RP updated!

A good joke.

 

[username sucks]

It is so funny that when I tell it to my nemisis, he will pass out because he will be too busy laughing to breathe!

An American flag.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Who else can I blame for all my hideous atrocities?

A baseball helmet

 

[username sucks]

Can't go without it if your nemisis is a baseball-themed superhero.

A boxing glove

 

[Epicspoon]

I will put spring loaded boxing gloves behind every door in the world!!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Propane and propane accessories.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Spoiler: Come on, this is just to easy!

An Emoticon.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I will hack and shove in more emoticons into the internet to the point that you will see emition filling up the screen!

A stick

 

[thesilentman]

Run around impaling the nemesis Vlad the Impaler style on it!

Feathers.

 

[Basement Cat]

Make feathered beds for everyone--and include bed bugs carrying Class 4 hemorrhagic fever causing virus. Mortality rate 85%.

Cotton candy.