Super Villain Plot Game

[thesilentman]

Put tiny little mind control bots in there!

Writing tools.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Spoiler: Easy

Cabbage.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Make a salad that gives all the world leaders irritable bowel syndrome!

A tacky Hawaiian t-shirt

 

[thesilentman]

Make a pattern on the T-Shirt that kills anyone just by looking at it except you.
[small]Google Blit. Awesome short story. :-D[/small]

Paper.

 

[Basement Cat]

Inflict nasty paper cuts on everyone!

A rotten rowing oar.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Having it shoved up someone's nose will be even worse!

A map

 

[thesilentman]

Have it chew faces off due to fingerprint recognition.

Computers.

 

[username sucks]

That's easy. To conquer the Earth, I will use SCIENCE!

An empty paper cup.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Perfect shape to be stuffed into a person's throat.

The nuclear weapon arsenal of the United States.

 

[thesilentman]

BOMB THIS PLANET.

Pencils.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I will do that magic trick Joker used in The Dark Knight to everyone!

A nail clipper

 

[thesilentman]

Making exploding ones.

Empty spaces.