Superheroism/Villainism

[Insert Comedy Here]

Ha Ha Ha!

You thought this was another 'What superpower would you have?' thread didn't you?

Well you were partly wrong.

There are enough 'Superpower' threads to choke a river here, so this is an attempt to break away from that, a bad attempt, but a valid attempt no less!

So Escapees, you know what power some mystic being bestowed you with (So you don't have to say what it would be and start a search-bar-plosion*.), you know you were given this power for a purpose.
And you know that with great power comes great chances of making a totally ridiculous costume, super hero logo, and catchphrase.
Or name of the front for your evil corporation and endgame plan** if you decide to be, well y'know, evil.


*Also, if you have to mention your superpower, please keep in mind this was designed for super hero costumes and super villain organization fronts.

**Oh no! Your super powered arch-enemy do-gooder has shown up in your volcano lair! You decide to use your Endgame plan, your plan to assure your victory in the face of capture and/or death.
It could entail extortion (The X makes it cool), exploiting a recently discovered weakness (Which could be a mineral that you've had in your family for generations, for reasons unknown.)
or holding someone dear to the hero hostage (You were bound to notice that they saved one person over and over and over and over and over and over again.)

Search bar semi-approved.

 

[Amnestic]

You thought this was another 'What superpower would you have?' thread didn't you?

Yes, actually.

Well you were partly wrong.

I shall partly curse then.

Name of my Evil Organisation? Generic Law Firm Incorporated.
Endgame? Laser satellites focused on major cities across the globe which activate at either the touch of a button, my heart stopping or going 14 days without hitting the Do Not Shoot Lasers at Cities button.

Edit: Interfering with the signal causes the lasers to shoot, and the button is keyed to my fingerprint, DNA, retinal scan, voice recognition and two key phrases which only I know. You know, to prevent anyone from interfering with it should my capture actually occur.

I'd also kidnap the hero's love interest, brainwash, inject with deadly virus and then release back to the Hero under the pretense of her killing my lieutenant (there's always another lieutenant to take his place) and escaping.

My secret lair would be located in Madagascar, the only place safe from deadly viruses.

 

[Insanum]

Id probably end up with some shitty power, Like the ability to talk to whales (i live like 100 miles from the sea & there are few whales where i live).

If i got a cool superpower, or a god-like power I'd work for the MoD.

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Name of Organisation: We have no name, we are legion. We do not require the loss of anonymity.

The base has no secret, unguarded entrance, the back entrance is as heavily guarded as the front, but it's labelled as secret so the superhero comes in that way thinking he's being smart. That's where he meets a wall of hot lead coming the other way. No self destruct button either, nor is there a sequence anyone knows. All 'leaked' sequences and button positions are falsified by me, and upon pressing them a Minigun lowers from the ceiling and targets the person who pressed the code. My personal plan to dispatch the superhero is blast his face off with a shotgun then gloat.

Endgame: High powered explosives placed deep underground around the entire globe. If I die, I press the button, or I get bored, I can detonate them very simply, leaving nothing but craters remaining of every city and town on the map.

Have a nice day, y'hear?!

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Name of Evil Organisation: The Last Place You'd Ever Expect (tm)

Endgame: Do you seriously think I would explain my master stroke to you if there were even the slightest possibility you could affect the outcome? I triggered it 35 minutes ago.

 

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Name of Evil Organisation: The Last Place You'd Ever Expect (tm)

Endgame: Do you seriously think I would explain my master stroke to you if there were even the slightest possibility you could affect the outcome? I triggered it 35 minutes ago.

Hey, I think I can hear fireworks outside...

Big ones.

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

Name of organisation: Mama's Happy Bunnies and Chocolate.
Endgame Somehow hijack every TV and radio station and make them all generate a ridiculously loud, high-pitched whistle. And wear ear plugs.

 

[Motti]

Organisation: C-TON (can't think of a name) inc.
Endgame: make shitloads of money through investments and arms dealing.
What? Does my organisation have to be evil? Can't I just be rich and let some other guy be evil?

 

[pyros550]

Name of Evil Organisation: Nintendo

Endgame: Create gradually more casual games to make the true gamer extinct, the only people who could stop me!!!

Oh wait, that's already been done...

 

[megapenguinx]

I'd be a good guy because I already have the whole mythology worked out elsewhere. I'm a very reluctant hero.

 

[Biosophilogical]

I wanna be a benevolent super-hero, but screw a secret identity, i want a store/business front too. So I choose Green camo shorts, sneakers, ankle socks, a white t-shirt, a black leather jacket and aviators. Oh and briefs (but noone shall see them)

My business front would be an evil law-firm which 'coincidently' fails to properly defend a client when they turn out to be guilty. My super-name would be Private James. My catch-phrase, "This if life, have a lemon" (my signature move is my lemon cannon, which shoots a lemon wedge, propelled by a stream of lemon juice, which i aim at their face, and it shoots from a pipe on my forearm). My Logo ... I am my Logo. (ok but seriously I don't think a logo would go with my outfit).

 

[Kollega]

Well,i would be superhero,or at least a benevolent dictator,and here's three variants:

Name: The Mastermind.
Powers: Mind powers. Duh. Telekinesis,telepathy,mind reading and control,and OF COURSE extended memory,so i could remember everything i need rather than everything i can.
Logo: Stylized image of a brain.
Catchphrase: Behold what one man's mind can do!
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Name: The Flux.
Powers: the ability to manipulate electrons and power currents,thus giving me power over raw electricity,magnetism,and electric devices.
Logo: the arc lightning.
Catchphrase: Feel the POWER! How do you like it now?
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Name: The Spirit of Rock.
Powers: the ability to bend reality,battle evil,and blow stuff up by rocking really hard.
Logo: a hand (as in "power to the people" images) holding the guitar.
Catchphrase: Woohoo! Can't stop rock'n'roll,baby!
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These are fairly stock superheroes,but being one of them would be immensely cool,wouldn't it? And of course i would use that powers to stop villains and dictators,help ordinary people (humanitarian missions withstanding),and generally make our world a better and more idealistic place.

 

[Mackinator]

Name: Mackinator!
Powers: Invincibility, Flying, Speed, Immunity to disease, Superhuman cellular manipulation, Ability to make any mass of shit blow up using your mind (including humans) 10,000 mile teleportation ability.
Logo: An evil monkey.
Catchphrase: Splat! (As when Blowing stuff up) And BAM B*T*H! when you teleport away.

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!Step 1: Open the "Benevolent Academy Heros including The Mackinator as Grand-Hero".
!Step 2: Recruit 50 idiots as you can to become super-strong slaves of DOOM
!Step 3: Spread the word that you are the kindest human since JC.
!Step 4: Rule Benevolently for one year to build trust with everyone and get all secret info.
!Step 5: Unleash your evil power and rule the world as master and grand champion forever.
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[artemkin]

Name: Cheese Pirate
Powers: You tell me
Logo: A slice of cheese, ay?
Outfit: Short shorts, knee high socks and a top hat
Catch phrase: cant think of one atm
Endgame: Rob the world of cheese and sell it back at a hefty price

Let chaose ensue