Superhumans

[TheDoctor455]

Life would be so much simpler if I had the Portal gun.

 

[RH3INLAND.]

Ability to heal myself with a 'SANDVICH'

 

[NimbleJack3]

Looking at my Hero T-shirt, I'd have to say technopathy. You can have gi-bloody-normus supercomputer golems. And make a fortune in the stockmarket.

 

[iggyus]

Life would be so much simpler if I had the Portal gun.

Oh yeah instant school transport

 

[Scobie]

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[Senor Smoke21]

Telekinesis, flight and invulnerability would do me fine.
=]

 

[Micah Weil]

I want the ability to grant people one very specific superhuman ability; I want the ability to imbue people with common sense!

 

[brodie21]

ill take those abilities from mass effect

 

[Uncle Colin]

Can I just choose the Force?

 

[Sparrowsabre7]

Search button, boy, search button. I've already made my case on this matter four times over.

Healing, astral projection, telekenesis, etc.

Second Sight?

Also if it's just one: TK. Everyone tends to say flying but, with TK you can fly AND move everything else with your mind too =D

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

As I've said before, I'll take Veiwtiful Joe's powers.

Slow Down.
Speed Up.
Zoom.
Transformation into an awesome superhero. With a pink cape.

Henshin A-Go-Go, Baby!

 

[Utarefson]

The ability to level up and learn skills & magic out of nowhere...

 

[pffh]

Telekinesis, flight and invulnerability would do me fine.
=]

With a powerful enough telekinesis you can use it to give you flight and invulnerability, just saying. But yeah telekinesis would be my choice.

 

[The_Night_Walker]

Supermans powers - i could deal with the kyrptonite weakness as it doesn't exist

 

[SoonerMatt]

I'd gladly take Wolverine's mutant healing factor.

 

[uncle-ellis]

Spider-man

Or if were tackling about comics: Spider-man 2099 or super-man.

I like men dressed in garish costumes.

 

[iggyus]

Can I just choose the Force?

Nothing is impossible with the Force, my young Padawan

 

[TsunamiWombat]

Kryptonian Physiology.

One attribute. Five million powers. Charged by the sun.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

How many times will I express my desire to have the power to become a Super Saiyan?

 

[roastbeefy]

not needing to go to the bathroom-pretty much anyone who isn't duke nukem or those people who soil themselves in the MGS series
MGS1-Otacon in front of Grey fox
MGS2-if you asked one of the hostages (a specific one) if he's Ames
MGS3-Sokolov under Ocelot's Russian roullete-esque threat AND snake as he's being tortured
MGS4-Akiba


I'd save so much time!