Superpowered diseases

[captain awesome 12]

Bee Hives. I get hives since I'm allergic to peanut butter, and if I could shoot bees when I have a reaction I'd be shoveling peanut butter into my mouth.

 

[Phase_9]

Super-speed premature ejaculation.

 

[Gitsnik]

Hammer Slide Athletes Foot. Fungusy Feet... Can't touch this.


Apologies to humanity, I just had to do it.

 

[Adam Jenson]

Hypnotic narcolepsy

 

[Lucane]

Flight from Chicken Poxs, X-ray Vision from pink eye & Super hearing from an inner ear infection.

 

[[Gavo]]

Anal Anthrax.

Uber E-coli.

 

[Adam Jenson]

Elastic obesity

 

[CrafterMan]

BeefFace.

Your face turns into beef.

Lmao what XD

 

[CrafterMan]

Arson Aids!

Gain pyrokinesis

Lose all hope of sexual intercourse!

 

[UberAwesomeMan]

Super-speed premature ejaculation.

you forgot to add the desired superpower

 

[Endangered Puma]

Salty Pink eye, don't laugh until the next time you go swimming at the beach and get some in your eye.

And Seizuring Arthridious.

 

[Flying-Emu]

Photosynthetic foot fungus.

You can nourish yourself by sunbathing without any socks on!

 

[UberAwesomeMan]

I'll show them as a list of comic superhero names:
fractured-legs-flight-man
Broken nose excessive body hair woman
Bad breath infinite luck boy
chocolate secreting nasty gash man
sore back super intelligent guy
HeFlu(HeMan flu)
bad headache yet surprisingly good attention to details girl
nail bent back power grip man
broken neck extremely fertile dude
Swift kick to crotch enormously endowed man


I still got hundreds of these lame ass superheros.

 

[dalek sec]

The stupid virus, nuff said I think.

 

[Adam Jenson]

Telekinetic quadriplegia

 

[The Kind Cannibal]

Intangibility Hiccups. Good luck accomplishing anything if you phase through it every 10 seconds.

 

[Adam Jenson]

Levitating Muscle Cramps

 

[Calobi]

I must say, if diseases came with super-powers determining whether you were sick or not would be much easier.

Feeling under-the-weather? It might just be the test you have toda--Nevermind, you just made your breakfast explode.

 

[John Stalvern]

Fruit juice Ebola.
Ice breath cold.
Bird man flu.
uhh, aphrodisiac Rage? I don't know how that one would turn out.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Super Saiyan Syphilis