Superpowered diseases

[WolfThomas]

Also don't forget allergies

Hulk out peanut allergy

"you wouldn't like me when I eat peanuts"

 

[Incompl te]

bullet time premature ejaculation

 

[RAWKSTAR]

BeefFace.

Your face turns into beef.

Lmao what XD

You heard xD

Thats one I wouldn't want atlest...

 

[zombiez]

You get the clap, and everywhere you go you hear applause.

 

[Scary_Bob]

BeefFace.

Your face turns into beef.

Useful for warding off amorous vegans

 

[WolfThomas]

BeefFace.

Your face turns into beef.

Useful for warding off amorous vegans

Why would want to ward them off? (Oh wait the vegan bit)

But come on the sexual "sausage" jokes you could make.

 

[Adam Jenson]

invulnerability anemia

 

[Ace of Spades]

Zombie cancer!

(this is kindof a bitter-sweet subject)

Damn! I was going to say that!

 

[Wilfy]

Magnetic measels

 

[Adam Jenson]

wallcrawling eczema

 

[Rushview]

Mega Telekinetic OCD.

You can flick on and off light switches all over the world.

 

[Sennz0r]

Acidic Anthrax.

 

[Spacelord]

Super-strength mono.

Acid halitosis.

webslinging gonnorrhea.

 

[Lazzi]

webslinging gonnorrhea.

eww...

 

[Phase_9]

Super-speed premature ejaculation.

you forgot to add the desired superpower

Super-speed is the superpower. Premature ejaculation is the problem. Flame-breath halitosis.Ice-control common colds. Cyborg Syphilis. Mind-control Migraines. Shape-shifting scurvy. Water-control hypothermia. Precognitive Alzheimer. Light-control Lead poisoning.

 

[Lazzi]

auto writing anal leakage.

 

[Adam Jenson]

flight sneezes

 

[GunslingerUK]

Thunder aids.

 

[Adam Jenson]

weather control allergies

 

[GunslingerUK]

Explosive flatulence.