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WolfThomas

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Intangible erection dysfunction, every time you get a hard on you cant touch anything.
 

WolfThomas

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Adam Jenson said:
BrynThomas said:
Intangible erection dysfunction, every time you get a hard on you cant touch anything.
Ow Harsh.

superstrength polio
Oww, I love the change from horrible disease with cool perk, to horrible disease with ironic perk.

Adam Jenson said:
Precognitive blindness
Muad'Dib had this work in Dune Messiah, he was blinded but his power of prescience was so strong he could basically see by predicting his path a split second ahead of himself. It was one of the few times an ability to see the future has been portrayed in an useful light (and barely because most of the series deals with the curses of being prescient)
 

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UberAwesomeMan said:
I'll show them as a list of comic superhero names:
fractured-legs-flight-man
Broken nose excessive body hair woman
Bad breath infinite luck boy
chocolate secreting nasty gash man
sore back super intelligent guy
HeFlu(HeMan flu)
bad headache yet surprisingly good attention to details girl
nail bent back power grip man
broken neck extremely fertile dude
Swift kick to crotch enormously endowed man


I still got hundreds of these lame ass superheros.

I would definitely want some of those powers :D
Try this: Fire-breath laryngitis
Can't talk but you can destroy your enemies whenever you open your mouth :)
 

Raddragon

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After eating a poisonous green mushroom, and becoming severely sick, you gain 1 life.

Hey...wait...that sounded familiar.
 

WolfThomas

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Fraught said:
BrynThomas said:
...flaming gonorrhea.

What are your ideas?
Is that such a good idea?
I thought that, along with the immediate humour of those two words together, it would be a funny scene.

Guy wakes up, after a wild night of drinking and anonymous sex, smelling smoke realises his beds smoldering, beats that out and stumbles into the bathroom. Small flames leaping from his fingers when he turns on the tap. Looks down through a perfectly burnt hole in his boxers to his genitals which are flaming without being burnt (ala Human torch).
 

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teleporting stomach flu. mostly just good synergy, lets you get to the bathroom faster.
temporal food poisoning. ok, so your stuck on the toilet. but at least you can be on the toilet when caesar is murdered. when the wright brothers have their first flight. when the first nuclear bomb is detonated. when you ate the shrimp when you knew you should have had the chicken.
 

s0ap sudz

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Michael_McCloud said:
For more of a Sci-fi route, a disease that manifests itself as a common cold, but after incubating for a few days, the powers kick in. Telepathy, telekinesis, perhaps control over electricity, as well as augmented strength, intelligence, and senses. These side effects continue to grow in power until you achieve immortality via ascension.

Also, Lyacanthropic Lupus.
The first disease sounds awesome; if it was real I'd be licking every doorknob in sight...
 

Baonec

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stoid7 said:
I think flaming syphilis would be more appropriate, but I don't think anyone would be wanting people with that to try to save them, it might be a bit awkward.
What about flaming thrush? Surely that'd be abit worse.