Superpowers for others

[Blind0bserver]

Personally, I'd end up giving everyone really inferior versions of what people consider "real" superpowers. The irony along makes that funny. Crappy superpower ideas that I would give to other people would include:

* Translucency - Your able to become translucent at will. People can still see you, but they can also see through you.

* Q-Ray Vision - Similar to X-Ray vision, except you can't see through anything thicker than the average piece of notebook paper.

* "Slightly Warmer than Average" Vision - Barely strong enough to cause someone to sweat. Good for annoying people.

* Time Traveler - Has the ability to travel through time, but only forward at regular speed. (5 points to the man/woman who gets this reference).

If I think of any more, I'll come back and post again.

 

[JMeganSnow]

I think life would be more entertaining if there were a nice variety of powers, so I'd say, let everyone have the power they like the best.

Being the only unpowered person in the world would be hilarious, though. People would tell me, "with great power comes great responsibility" and I would say "I don't have any power! Sucks to be you!"

 

[Graustein]

The power of empathy, so they can feel others' emotions and maybe think twice about what they do to others.

Y'know, something that might actually benefit the world

 

[NeedAUserName]

* Time Traveler - Has the ability to travel through time, but only forward at regular speed. (5 points to the man/woman who gets this reference).

Yes! a whole 5 points!

 

[Seann]

The power of empathy, so they can feel others' emotions and maybe think twice about what they do to others.

Y'know, something that might actually benefit the world

YES! I like this one.

 

[fedpayne]

The power to bounce. Like a bouncy ball. Down the street. In bright colours. To nice soothing folk music covered by a Argentinian Swede.

 

[Captain Wes]

The power to spend all of the money they have on shitty stick drawings only I can make
EDIT: I got a better one
The power to manipulate their spines so they can shove there head's up their own asses

 

[ffxfriek]

hmmm i had to think about this one. infinite life...lol like a video game with infinite lives

 

[ffxfriek]

The power to spend all of the money they have on shitty stick drawings only I can make
EDIT: I got a better one
The power to manipulate their spines so they can shove there head's up their own asses

lol that made me laugh

 

[Captain Wes]

The power to spend all of the money they have on shitty stick drawings only I can make
EDIT: I got a better one
The power to manipulate their spines so they can shove there head's up their own asses

lol that made me laugh

Which one? I do so love hearing which of the great things I say are greatest.

 

[ffxfriek]

The power to spend all of the money they have on shitty stick drawings only I can make
EDIT: I got a better one
The power to manipulate their spines so they can shove there head's up their own asses

lol that made me laugh

Which one? I do so love hearing which of the great things I say are greatest.

lol both

 

[Captain Wes]

lol both

Shit I'm caught in another infinate loop of awesomicy

 

[ffxfriek]

lol both

Shit I'm caught in another infinate loop of awesomicy

lol u should be happy

 

[fedpayne]

Oooh, the power not to feel pain, antipathy or anger, allowing me to beat out my frustration on a horde of cheerful souls. Plus, you know, world peace!

 

[742]

the power to grant other people superpowers?
something curative i would imagine. or invisibility.
or the power to conjure funny hats. and a burning army of the dead to purge our scarred world... um... i mean, REALLY funny hats

 

[vxicepickxv]

The power to think for themselves.

 

[742]

The power to think for themselves.

oh i thought it was within traditional limits, heat vision, invisibility, mind reading and the like, i didnt think we could go THAT far... thats a good one.

but wait.... i wouldnt be able to use it anymore?

 

[Seann]

lol both

Shit I'm caught in another infinate loop of awesomicy

lol u should be happy

Let me help. The spine one was MUCH better.