Superpowers & Puberty...

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Well, I'm fairly certain an X-Men comic somewhere covers this, but owing to my lack of exposure to comics and my lack of time/money to invest in yet another (albeit worthwhile... probably) interest, I'll vocalise my thoughts here...

Have you ever considered what it'd be like for a kid born with superpowers to go through puberty? They have to contend with not only their growing bodies and emotional development, but the emergence of their powers, and if not emergence, then 'power-upping' to the extent that it is difficult to control, being unaccustomed to the levels of power you're able to tap.

Take telekinesis: in a fit of teenaged anger, you trash your house with a shout of defiance to your parents, or crush the skull of that bully who's been pissing you off. But you didn't mean to, only that the thought ran across your mind, but that's enough (we all know how teenagers speak their mind... ¬_¬ /jk).

So question: in an environment where you as a 11-13 year old are coming into your element with an ability but have no-one to call upon to help you control it, which ability would you least wish to have? (And even if you do have someone to help you through this, how do you think they'd do it?)

(Answer the first) For me, the obvious answer is telepathy. 'Tis a one-way route to going insane, as well as potentially fucking over everyone you see. Mind-reading is an integral part of the ability and when you're inadvertently reading the thoughts of people you see on the streets, people you bump into, people you make eye-contact with... oh... shit...
 

lRookiel

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Shapeshifting would be pretty awkward to have, turning into a dragon during school might fuck things up.... a lot....
 

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Pyrokinesis?

I wouldn't like to set things on fire every time I got angry. Imagine it, that bully pick on you, FIRE. Don't want to go to school, FIRE, Don't like your sister's dog, FIRE. Don't like your sister, FIRE.
 

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lRookiel said:
Shapeshifting would be pretty awkward to have, turning into a dragon during school might fuck things up.... a lot....
Speak for yourself, I actually wouldn't mind turning into a dragon during school hours... at least until the air force shows up.
 

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Eclpsedragon said:
lRookiel said:
Shapeshifting would be pretty awkward to have, turning into a dragon during school might fuck things up.... a lot....
Speak for yourself, I actually wouldn't mind turning into a dragon during school hours... at least until the air force shows up.
Well yeah ofcourse it would be fucking awesome, but I'd like to be more discreet about using the powers wouldn't you?
 

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lRookiel said:
Eclpsedragon said:
lRookiel said:
Shapeshifting would be pretty awkward to have, turning into a dragon during school might fuck things up.... a lot....
Speak for yourself, I actually wouldn't mind turning into a dragon during school hours... at least until the air force shows up.
Well yeah ofcourse it would be fucking awesome, but I'd like to be more discreet about using the powers wouldn't you?
True, best case scenario, we're put into a specialized breeding program for endangered species, worst case, we're captured and operated on to find out how we even exist.
 

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Eclpsedragon said:
lRookiel said:
Eclpsedragon said:
lRookiel said:
Shapeshifting would be pretty awkward to have, turning into a dragon during school might fuck things up.... a lot....
Speak for yourself, I actually wouldn't mind turning into a dragon during school hours... at least until the air force shows up.
Well yeah ofcourse it would be fucking awesome, but I'd like to be more discreet about using the powers wouldn't you?
True, best case scenario, we're put into a specialized breeding program for endangered species, worst case, we're captured and operated on to find out how we even exist.
Before any of that happens, the OP starts the X men (He will ofcourse be professor X) and we all get to join in :D
 

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lRookiel said:
Before any of that happens, the OP starts the X men (He will ofcourse be professor X) and we all get to join in :D
i dibs being wolverine :p
or iceman
or any cool mutant really.
 

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The power I'd least like to have? Well telepathy is up there (down there?) but you said that already. I'd say Rogue's powers would be terrible to have no matter if there was anyone to help or not. Though I guess for an angsty teen, not being able to touch anybody ever might not be that terrible.

Edit: No wait, any mutation that permanently changes how you look. As cool as Nightcrawler is, I would hate to be him at that age.

Edit2: Or Cyclops, that would be pretty terrible too. I mean, how do you even figure out how to stop that?
 

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lRookiel said:
Shapeshifting would be pretty awkward to have, turning into a dragon during school might fuck things up.... a lot....
I dunno...

"I wonder what the other sex has down there...oh, I see"

Not to mention, being good looking and never having pimples.

Mind you, change your body more than slightly and you'd have to learnt to walk again, your centre of balance and skeletal structure and so on would be different.

Be a quadruped? You'd take ages getting the hang of that.
 

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It was kind of covered in the same fashion in Chronicle. But it was less about puberty and more about the worst shit to happen to a teenager.
 

Erana

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Ghost powers. They are best powers.
Not to mention, if you can just phase through walls and float away, you're more likely to do that first before you get mad enough to go poltergeist on people.

But wait, do we have to hide these powers?

thaluikhain said:
Be a quadruped? You'd take ages getting the hang of that.
Assuming you have the natural instincts of said animal as well, probably not, actually. I mean, think of the number of hoofed creatures that come out of the womb walking and standing.
 

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Erana said:
But wait, do we have to hide these powers?
'Hide', no, that's not really an issue, but it's a question of maintaining composure in one's head as well as externally. WHen we think of superpowers, most tend to be associated with abilities that require thought to utilise and from which there need not be any physical contact with a suitable... 'target'. Hence, the question of... control...