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RoseCoveredCadaver

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I just finished Bulletstorm, and I will tell you now it was a doozy. Between kicking people into rebars and laughing at the unbelievably profane script, I barely had time to look for all its flaws. I'll likely play it a few more times before I write my review for it.

But what did you guys think of it?

Good and bad, just throw it out there!
 

Andy of Comix Inc

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I played the demo and it called me dicktits for not buying the game sooner.

Well played, Bulletstorm demo. Well played.
 

jakko12345

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I'm still still playing it, and yes it's awesome. my favourite lines;

Trishka: what did you do to piss it off, kill it's babies?
Gray: NO! Oh, um, mabye.

or

Trishka: I'm gonna kill your dick!
Gray: What!? what does that even mean? Kill my dick? Fine i'll kill your dick too!
 

Gentleman_Reptile

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Honestly, I hated it.

I found it to be an unfunny, posturing, douche of a game that was way too far up its own ass.
 

Palademon

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I can't decide whether or not to get it. It seems like a marmite game.
The demo made it seem a bit repetitive to me, especially since I was trying to fgiure out things to do, rather than swiftly killing people, and ended up usually doin ghte same thing.

I'm not against the profanity or anything, the demo just didn't give me the impression that I should immediately buy it. Should I get it? Is the full game so much better?
 

Zhukov

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I've almost finished. Absolutely love it.

It's silly, it's juvenile and it's brainless. And I wouldn't have it any other way. The start is kinda rubbish, but once it gets down to business, it's fucking awesome.

To anybody reading this: if you are one of those people tired of brown gritty psuedo-realistic FPSs, then this is the game for you.
 

hazabaza1

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I might get it sometime soon. But £30 for what I've heard is a 5 hour game seems a bit... crappy.
 

DarkShadow144

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I loved the single player game. The multiplayer is pretty good too. Its just that after playing games like COD for so long I have to remember that we are not fighting each other so im just glad there is no Friendly fire
Favorite Quote: "You want to kill my dick? Ill kill your dick!" I was rolling on the floor I was laughing so hard.
 

Casual Shinji

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It's games like Bullitstorm that piss me off that I can no longer rent games in my country.

I don't think the game warrants an actual purchase, but I do really want to play it.
 

MurderousToaster

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I realised just how awesome it was when I was controlling a 50-foot-tall robot dinosaur while shooting lasers out of its eyes.
 

LWS666

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the first 4 levels are SWEET TITTY FUCKING CHRIST THIS IS AWESOME, but after that it just gets repetitive. kick guy into spikes, shoot guy in head repeat.
 

The Wykydtron

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It made me realise that it had been fucking ages since a shooter made me laugh... and that's kinda sad :(

And then there's the shotgun... I have a new favourite gun!

Quad barrels and can shoot acid... Best. Combo. Evar!