Swiss Cheese

[The King of Rock and Roll]

Swiss Cheese has holes right?

So therefor the more cheese you have the more holes you have.

The more holes you have, the less cheese you have.

So the more cheese you have, the less cheese you have.

Discuss.

 

[rainman2203]

Well people who take cheese seriously are probably tools anyway, so it would make sense that holy cheese would be considered better. Good on a a sandwich though.

 

[thiosk]

Moments like this call for a picture of El Capitan Picard with his head in his hands.

 

[madcap2112]

I don't really care for Swiss cheese. Pepper jack is where it's at.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

To fix this problem...Melt all of the cheese then freeze it up back to one solid block of Swiss cheese and TA DA one giant block for consumption and later constipation.

 

[Jack and Calumon]

Alright... now this IS a Paradox!

Calumon: I think Jack's head is gonna explode again.

 

[S.R.S.]

the more cheese you have the more cheese you have.

WHAT!

Anyway, a big bag of grated chedder is my preferance. Nachos rule.

 

[Yureina]

I don't really care for Swiss cheese. Pepper jack is where it's at.

Damn right.

 

[iLikeHippos]

If you were attempting to destroying the universe, you didn't do a very good job.

I'll go with my Swedish cheese called Västerbottens ost. Swiss cheese got nothing on me!
Not that you'd care though...