lucky_sharm said:
Maphysto said:
Welcome to anime. No subtlety allowed, please check your willing suspension of disbelief at the door.
That's pretty unfair to anime, there's tons and tons of it out there that exist as superior properties compared to SAO.
But I guess that doesn't really say much considering SAO is basically the nadir of entertainment. The most that can be said about SAO is that it looks pretty and flashy, but look at it from any other angle and you'll see how painfully 2 dimensional it is.
I actually like a lot of anime series, but as a whole it tends to be formulaic, badly written and incredibly poorly paced.
Falsename's OP summed up one of my major complaints with anime: The badly written and repetitive dialogue (or, more often, internal monologue) where the characters go on and fucking on about shit that was painfully obvious to begin with. And it's all just the same fucking thing anyway. In fact, here. Let me show you how easy it is to write a climactic anime fight.
1. Put the protagonist in a room with an antagonist. The antagonist is too strong for the protagonist to beat ohhh noooo!
2. Show at least ten minutes of flashbacks explaining the antagonist's backstory and motivations, because you literally just pulled this character out of your ass and haven't had time to develop him/her but have to at least pretend you want the audience to relate to him/her.
3. Have the protagonist monologue internally about his own motivations that you've already established a hundred times. You can do this either while the protagonist and antagonist glare at each other, or while you're recycling a three frame loop of them trying to hit each other. If you're feeling REALLY ballsy, play the monologue over actual new footage of the fight!
4. Show at least 50 fucking reaction shots of the side characters whenever the protagonist or antagonist do a thing.
5. Have the protagonist and antagonist run at each other screaming and hit each other at the same time, and then do the thing where they're standing facing away from each other for a couple of minutes and then one of them falls. Then more reaction shots.
6. The protagonist wins because of the power of his/her determination to do the thing! Hooray!
There. You now know the formula behind every anime fight. Variables include the protagonist losing but then coming back stronger, the antagonist joining the protagonist's side, and the protagonist being sad the antognist died/lost because of whatever backstory you pulled out of your ass.
The moral of the story is, anime is kinda bad.