Swords

[Assassin Xaero]

I'm going to San Fransisco at the end of the month on vacation and my mom said that we have to go to China Town, so I was thinking of buying a sword there... Anyone know how much I should save up to get a decent one?

 

[BaronXS]

I don't understand why people buy swords. It has no real practical use in today's world.

 

[Radeonx]

I have a cane, where you push a button, and the bottom comes out and turns into a sword. Buy that. Its fucking awesome.

 

[Hazy]

I don't understand why people buy swords. It has no real practical use in today's world.

For display I'd assume.
They're still nice to look at when properly placed.

Woah sorry, feminine me just took over for a second.

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

I don't understand why people buy swords. It has no real practical use in today's world.

Because it's a sword.

GEEZ!

 

[BaronXS]

I don't understand why people buy swords. It has no real practical use in today's world.

Because it's a sword.

GEEZ!

Great argument. You win!

 

[Lyri]

I have a cane, where you push a button, and the bottom comes out and turns into a sword. Buy that. Its fucking awesome.

I envy, so much right now.
I will trade you just about anything for that winning sense of deadly style disguised cunningly as a cane.

 

[Calobi]

I have a cane, where you push a button, and the bottom comes out and turns into a sword. Buy that. Its fucking awesome.

Where did you find yours? It would be nice to have one for when "friends" decide to come over.

"Hey, have you seen my nice cane? BACHAW! DIE!"

 

[magnuslion]

learn how to use one. then buy one.

 

[HotShooter]

I don't understand why people buy swords. It has no real practical use in today's world.

Because shooting someone in the face is nowhere near as satisfying as stabbing them in the crotch.

 

[Hazy]

I have a cane, where you push a button, and the bottom comes out and turns into a sword. Buy that. Its fucking awesome.

Thats it, you're my soul mate.

 

[Shock and Awe]

I dont think you can buy one in California legally, I was looking in a magazine that had swords in it and every single one had a little line of text under every one saying "Not Available in California"

 

[JRCB]

I don't understand why people buy swords. It has no real practical use in today's world.

Because shooting someone in the face is nowhere near as satisfying as stabbing them in the crotch.

What if you use a harpoon gun?

 

[ShotgunShaman]

No real practical uses for a really really nice sword (I'd say you should avoid anything more than $40), but it's fun to slice apples and such. And they look cool.

 

[BaronXS]

I don't understand why people buy swords. It has no real practical use in today's world.

Because shooting someone in the face is nowhere near as satisfying as stabbing them in the crotch.

That's what knives are for.

 

[Metric Monkey]

I have a cane, where you push a button, and the bottom comes out and turns into a sword. Buy that. Its fucking awesome.

I envy, so much right now.
I will trade you just about anything for that winning sense of deadly style disguised cunningly as a cane.

I so want one of those. When I'm old and someone tries to mug me, I take it out, and tell them to leave me the hell alone.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

I don't understand why people buy swords. It has no real practical use in today's world.

Because it's a sword.

GEEZ!

Yeah that ^

I actually already have this dragon statue that you can pull apart and there is a 7-8 inch knife inside, plus a ton of other knives... And when the zombies apocalypse does come, and it will, you'll be happier if you have a sword...

 

[Radeonx]

I have a cane, where you push a button, and the bottom comes out and turns into a sword. Buy that. Its fucking awesome.

Where did you find yours? It would be nice to have one for when "friends" decide to come over.

"Hey, have you seen my nice cane? BACHAW! DIE!"

I live near Chicago, and I got mine in China Town there. Along with a pair of nunchucks, and 10 boxes of Koala Yummies.

Greatest store bought cookies I've ever eaten. Ever.

 

[ScarlettRage]

I have a cane, where you push a button, and the bottom comes out and turns into a sword. Buy that. Its fucking awesome.

omg cool
picture?

 

[Calobi]

I have a cane, where you push a button, and the bottom comes out and turns into a sword. Buy that. Its fucking awesome.

Where did you find yours? It would be nice to have one for when "friends" decide to come over.

"Hey, have you seen my nice cane? BACHAW! DIE!"

I live near Chicago, and I got mine in China Town there. Along with a pair of nunchucks, and 10 boxes of Koala Yummies.

Spoiler: YUMMY YUMMY, IN MY TUMMY!

Greatest store bought cookies I've ever eaten. Ever.

I love those things.

And now I'm hungry again. Great.