TACO News Improvements?

[StormShaun]

How about delays?
You can delay it several times, so you can get the people hyped up.
After several months of delays, you give us an update ... about delays, then you talk about how you plan several more delays for the next few ... hundred of years.

I think it's an excellent plan.
Just imagine how many corpses will view your new article!
Then the zombie Apocalypse happens, yay~

Either that or we need more sound effects. I can imagine you would double the (zero) revenue if you add a Sad trombone.

Well, it's either that or make an executive report about Boku no Pico.

 

[Fijiman]

I say it needs more cats. Or pointy objects. Or cats holding pointy objects. Or more tacos.

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

So I've been reporting the news that the LAMESTREAM won't cover for a bit now

Is there anything you would like to see implemented/changed/improved upon?

I really want to make sure you peeps are getting the best news I can make up report on

Remember, the power is YOURS!

PS: "Stopping" does not count as an improvement

Not enough goats. The henchgoa.... err... my friends and I have a quarrel with you. There's not enough goats in your news to sufficiently cover the man-goat population. We feel its underrepresented by you, who claim to be fair and unbiased in your portrayal of worldly events. Please correct this grievous error or we shall be forced to send in the top henchgoa.... err... write you a nasty letter.